stories from the mind of a 7 year old

by Diamond *swag* Tiara

He man cried to death

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remember, a 7 year old wrote this.
disclaimer: me and my brother don't own shit.

One morning a space ship fell out of the world. Um and then Fluttershy um dropped her mouth open then after it crashed HeMan dropped his mouth too. Then Fluttershy called her friends, Um let me think of one. I'm thinking about whoever this guy is, Uhhh she said after that um what am I doing right here she said and HeMan spoke "Who the hell are you". Then Fluttershy said "Wanna be friends"? And then HeMan said "really are you serious"? And then Fluttershy said "please give me a moment, I don't really care". She said. And then she called Rainbow Dash with a m1911 by shooting it in the air to see if HeMan was testing about poedes and HeMan shot Rainbow Dash with a AK-47 and then Rest In Piece Rainbow Dash. Then Fluttershy called Princess Luna and she brought a civil war canon and then HeMan had a German Luger and blew her to pieces. Then Fluttershy said "lets go pick some daises". And then HeMan said "you asshole". But then HeMan shut Fluttershy up, um but Fluttershy said "What"? And then HeMan said "you maggot". Then Fluttershy said "you SpongeBob!" Then HeMan cried to death. The End.

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