Zecora lived alone in her shack
Visited only by a stallion named Mac.
He thought she was quite pretty
And they decided to have kiddies.
But unfortunately his sack
Was slack.
The Zebra who lived in the hut
Knew Mac had not a nut.
But she gave him a sex test
And he tried his very best
Unfortunately her butt
Slammed shut.

By: totallynotabrony

Author's Note

Submissions are being accepted, so if something comes to you while reading all this weird crap, let me know.