Her Butt Slammed Shut

Down on the rock farm this Hearth’s Warming Night
The Pies and the Apples had gathered together
To enjoy the traditions of this season of light
Warmed by the fire in spite of the weather

The last game of the night was a present hunt
Hidden throughout by both families with care
So they ran through the house from the back to the front
Except for two ponies who went up the stairs

Marble took Big Mac up into her room
Pulled him to the bed, there was no need to talk
Then Big Mac gave her the present she wanted
And just like she’d hoped, it was hard as a rock

By: Littlecolt