Her Butt Slammed Shut

I donned my best attire,
For a trip to an empire,
A land where crystals did gleam.

So I boarded the train,
Just after baggage claim,
Only leaving a trail of steam.

The town was a sight,
But I had plans for the night.
And so I arrived at the castle

Once I met her eyes,
To much my surprise,
I admit I was feeling bashful.

The Princess was fine,
With her I would dine,
Upon a delicate feast.

And so she put on a show
And little did I know,
That I would show her my beast.

Once the evening had died,
'A Good Night' she implied,
And I thought my evening was done.

But, I went up to her room,
And consummated my doom.
Time flies when you're having fun.

She laid in her bed,
And I swore that she said
That he's in for a great surprise.

So I quickly left,
Knowing I had been deft,
And to never make a reprise.

And so a day came by,
I thought I might die,
When I heard the royal news.

A new baby would come,
But Cadance acted dumb.
And Shining took to the booze.

By: Flutterpriest