GOD DAMN PONIES (not a trollfic or hate)

Chapter 1: GOD DAMN PONIES

  16 year old Richard McCowsky is your typical brony hater. He basically hates bronies, and all that "My Little Pony" shit. Everywhere he goes, there is always a brony  around the corner. It seems his town is basically filled with bronies. Oh, how he loathed bronies.

  Richard is around 5 and a half feet long, average weight, brown hair, likes to wear mostly green, is a hardcore gamer, and an only child. He also hates Nintendo because of their Wii, because it has "shitty" graphics. His parents are rich, too. He practically lives in a house the size of two super markets stacked on top of eachother.

But today was different. His Youtube inbox had no brony crap in his inbox, his email was brony spam free, no annoying bronies on Xbox LIVE annoying him, so today felt especially good. He then proceeded to go to the kitchen.

"This day is bound to be great... finally some peace and quiet from all that brony shit.." muttered Richard. As he walked to the kitchen, he swore he saw a bottle that looked suspicious in the hands of his new house maid. Just so you know, his parents where tired of him not cleaning after himself for the 1000th time, and that's why they have a house maid. So there you go. Anyways, he walked into the kitchen and got some cereal, put it in a bowl, and poured milk in it. But then he had that sudden need to piss......

"God dammit, cereal I'll be back!" he said to himself.

Just as he darted out of the room to piss, the new house maid walked in with a smirk on her face.

"THIS will get those McCowskys for underpaying me for the 10th time.... muahahaha..." the maid said. Then she poured the bottle's contents into the bowl of cereal, thinking it was for Mr.McCowsky. Oh how wrong she was. The maid then walked out of the room.

Just then, Richard got back from a much-needed piss. He picked up the cereal bowl, headed to the living room, and then turned on his 120 inch flatscreen HDTV. He turned it on, then watched the news. He then started enjoying his cereal, with a look of joy on his face. Just as he took a bite, the TV turned to the Hub channel, just when My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic started.

"GOD FUCKING DAM-" just then you could hear gurgling noises, as if someone slit someone else's throat.