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GOD DAMN PONIES (not a trollfic or hate)

by topmaster8
Richard McCowsky is sent to Equestria after his new house maid slips some cyanide into his cereal. I put effort into this. Don't worry, be happy.

16 year old brony hater Richard McCowsky was having a great day, until his new house maid slips some cyanide into his cereal, and then he somehow magically ends up in Equestria. Hilarity ensues.

I put effort into this. Don't worry, be happy.


(rated teen for some cursing)

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
Random
Human
Comedy
 

2610 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Prologue 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    424
  2. Chapter 2 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    616
  3. Chapter 3 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    639
  4. Chapter 4 (now longer chapters!) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    931