The princesses have their needs. Some of them more personal than others. Long ago Luna created a position specifically for this.

Now, with Luna returning, the royal consort must introduce himself. And ask some very personal questions. To an alicorn princess. With unbelievable power. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Author's Note: I had this idea late at night. I typed it up, reworked it a few times, and came up with what I have now. Don't ask me where this came from. Just a random, stupid idea I had.