Kinky Sex Disasters
Flarity 2.5: Deleted Scene
Previous ChapterNext Chapter“Ah-ha! Here it is! Worry not, Darling, I have found the number.” Rarity pushed the buttons on the phone, carefully following the number written in the manual.
“Hello! And thank you for calling the Tarantella Adult Novelty and Specialty Attire Company technical support line...” the voice on the other line sounded distant but cheerful and potentially helpful.
“Yes! Hello! I need emergency help with...” Rarity began.
“Please hold while we transfer you to our United Colonies call center. One moment, please!”
“What was that?! Call center?! United Colonies?!”
All of a sudden the line clicked over, and a chipper but raspy and deep voice said, ”Thank you for call tech support. Have tried deactivating and reactivating?”
Rarity looked down at her phone in stunned disbelief while Fluttershy continued to mumble, squeak and bump into things in the background. “What are you even... I cannot do such a thing, there is no self-evident way on the accursed thing to tell me how that might be done! And your instructions are pure gibberish!”
The voice on the other end of the line was completely unperturbed, and smoothly proceeded on with, “Okay, understand. Good. Have tried removing parts?”
“No I have not done that either because they are locked and sealed on by the mana force and by the zippers!”
“Oh yes. Have tried undo zippers? Common problem.”
“No, I have not 'tried undo zippers' as you so quaintly put it. The zippers are magically locked in place along with all the rest of the pieces! Do you understand that?!” Rarity was reaching her boiling point, and getting here faster the more she heard the fumbling thumps of her marefriend.
“Okay, no need for getting mad. We try magic release first. Have mana-infused fluorite dongle tool?”
That did it. Rarity slammed the phone down with a huge clatter. She screamed a fashionista battle cry of incoherent rage and leaped at the suit, several kinds of scissors held in her magical grip.
Author's Note
Not so much a deleted scene really, but I hadn't thought of it before. It sort of breaks the "you never see what happens" cutaway humor. But the call center gag (suggested by Noble Cause) was too tempting.
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