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Chapter 2

Annoying Bunnies

“Fuck you”

I continued walking forward.

“Fucking looser”

My feet went over a curved bridge, grass surrounding either sides of it.

“Go to hell”

A oddly-shaped grass cottage came into view.

“I hope you die”

Anger built up inside me. My steps turned into stomps. As I reached the door of the house I breathed slowly and calmed myself. Didn’t want to get caught because of a stupid mistake.

Something lightly hit the back of my head. I slowly turned around to see a certain bunny thumping his foot with a carrot in his hand.

“Hello Angel,” I said with a sweet smile. “Where’s Fluttershy?”

He strongly shook his head and threw another carrot at me. I was expecting it this time and caught it midair. I let it fall to the floor and took a jump at Angel. He hopped out of the way just in time.

“Come here you goddamn rabbit!”

I chased Angel, falling several times from my failed attempts at catching him.

“Gotcha now,” I said slowly, cornering Angel.

A yellow figure went into view and my body went stiff. My entire vision tunneled into the big blue eyes in front of me. I felt completely vulnerable.

“Now, I’m gonna let you go, and you are going to behave,” said the mysterious figure in a soft but firm voice.

I felt the pressure release from my body and I fell on my knees. Energy returned to my limbs. I looked up to see the butter-yellow pegasus Fluttershy. She was going to pay for doing that.

“Now, are you hurt?,” Fluttershy asked.

I didn’t want to give away the fact that I was sentient. I back away from Fluttershy, pretending to look scared.

“I’ve never seen any animal like you before. Can you talk?,” Fluttershy said, looking slightly guilty.

I jumped up to my feet.

“FAAAAALLLLLCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOONNN!”

Fluttershy recoiled from the shock of my yelling.

“PPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!,” I yelled, bring my fist up into Fluttershy’s face. There was a crunch and she fell backwards, knocked out cold. I walked up to her body and and looked at her face.

It was actually quite beautiful.

I brought up my foot and slammed it down on her head, her brains and blood splattering on the floor and and the front of my pants.

Her face was no longer beautiful.

I heard scuttering behind me. Angel. I turned around as he attempted to run away. My eyes locked with his and he stood still, paralyzed. I slowly walked towards Angel, a menacing grin on my face. I pondered different, elegant ways I could kill him.

Nah.

I grabbed him by the ears and lifted him into the air. A small squeal escaped his mouth. I lifted him higher and slammed him into the ground. I continued doing this until only a bloody pulp was left on the ground.

About an hour later, the remains of Fluttershy and Angel were floating down the river, along with my blood-soaked pants.

“Man, that was extremely terrible. Maybe I shouldn’t have done that.” I really liked those pants.

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