The Shiftier and the Anthropologist

Chapter 2-

"You Baka! Why did you say her name!" Hiro yelled at me in a hushed voice so the ponies down stairs wouldn't hear us "ok I'm sorry I can pull the whole Foresight thing I mean I can see into the future" I said trying to calm her down "ok fine but close that portal before THEY find us" I nodded as I shut the portal "damn chip" I muttered. I have a tracking chip in the back of my neck that was put in when I was very young so I cant get it out, it was put in there by who Hiro and I call the Feds, they want to us my power to control the world and all that cleshè ness so there's somethin' new for you, human governments suck moving on!

After about three min. Lyra came back up into the room holding a list with her magic. "Ok now first what are your names, it not very polite to not know what to call you" Lyra said she was clearly excited "well my name is Jacob Foresight, but just call me Fore" I said to her "my name Hirohito Takabaishi, but you can call me Hiro" "ok and you know my name... Right?" She asked "yes your name is Lyra Heartstring, it's a lot like my name a real name then a strange name" I told her with a smile "ok so now to my main questions, 1 did humans rule over Equestria?" "Well we wouldn't know about that because we're from a planet called Earth we know a bit about Equestria but not that much" I replyed as she jotted down the answers. "second question there is a rumor that humans eat meat is that true?" Hiro and I exchanged looks at this moment "well... Humans are omnivores meaning we... Do eat meat, although I am a vegetarian meaning I don't eat meat" I answered nervously "I..... However do..." Hiro added carefully "ok... You won't eat ponies right?" "No no no no I would never!" She responded very fast "ok that's good, now next question!"

After about 50 questions about government and other shit like that she asked the two questions I was waiting for "how did you get here, and how did you know my name?" Lyra asked "well to answer the first question I opened a portal her using my powers" I had already explained my power and what base codes were to her "and as for the second one, on our planet your a fictional charter so that's how I knew your name" "Fore!" Hiro yelled "well we won't get much out of Lying to her!" I yelled back "sorry" I sighed "so humans know who I am?" "Yep" I answered "awesome!" She yelled "now Hiro... I have a bit of bad news for you, we can't go home till the Feds come here" "what!? But they'll tare this place apart! We need to leave here as soon as possible!" "Lession to me if we warp out now they'll find me and make me open a portal anyways if we wait then I can blow them up and we can get out of here with out them finding us." I said "who are the Feds?" Lyra asked "bad people" I said simply "very bad people, now I will need some stuff Lyra can you go to the dress shop and get some black fabric any amount will do" " wait.... You don't have black fabric?" "Nope" " you have a fucking plasma cannon and not back fabric, what up with that?!" "It ok Hiro I'll go get him so fabric" Lyra chimed in "thank you Lyra, also what do we do if Bonbon comes back?" "Hide" she responded " or try to explain it to her your choice I'll be back later" she said walking out the door.