Predator: Equestria

Twilight turned to Rarity and handed Rarity her M16 and levitated out a pair of binoculars and inspected the camp before them. Guerrillas and apes moved about, carrying AK-47s and other various low grade weapons. “We could try talking to them” Fluttershy suggested and the group gave her an annoyed look.

“Oh no, forget that. No offence Flutter but I’m not having another mission like Cattlebruck” Rainbow Dash scoffed and Fluttershy backed away. A gunshot went off and Twilight looked to the gunshot’s origin, only to see a dead pony with blood splattered on the ground and a chimpanzee walking away.

Twilight turned around and handed Rarity the set of binoculars and took her M16 back. “They just killed one of the guard-ponies” Twilight informed the group. Rainbow Dash was about to leap up when Fluttershy held her down. “Sorry Dashie but I don’t want another mission like Clydesdale … if you don’t mind” Fluttershy peeped in her shy voice.

Twilight spotted two guard posts: a monkey up high in a tree, and 2 baboons in a machinegun nest. “Applejack, Rainbow Dash the nest, Fluttershy the monkey in the tree” Twilight ordered. “But Twilight… uhm if you don’t mind, couldn’t we take a more peaceful path?” Fluttershy asked, obviously not wanting to kill the monkey.

“I got him” Trixie said and Twilight nodded.

Trixie made her way slowly and stealthily towards the bottom of the tree. As she approached the tree however her hoof caught on a branch and she slipped but Rarity caught her and brought them both down low, holding her hoof over Trixie’s mouth as the monkey in the tree got up and looked around.

Figuring it was just some loose logs rolling he resumed his spot as look-out. “Stop screwing around” Rarity hissed quietly and Trixie let out a deep exhale and looked over to the machinegun nest.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were in position and waiting. Trixie nodded and grabbed the monkey by the throat with a choke spell and broke the monkey’s neck, Rarity caught the monkey in a levitation spell and brought him gently to the ground.

Applejack nodded to Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash whistled, as the Baboon leaned out of the machinegun nest Applejack gave him a mighty buck to the head and the force broke his neck and her fell lifelessly to the ground. Just as the other one turned to see his friend fall Rainbow Dash lept up and drove a knife into his skull, killing him instantly and they both nodded to Twilight.

Twilight nodded and crept down towards the main encampment. As she approached she stopped and looked around for a suitable tactical maneuver to assault the base, the leaders it seemed were all eating in a small hut while the regular soldiers walked and patrolled.

Twilight took notice of a flying carriage and realized they would have to disable it when they attacked. She produced an instant transportation spell and teleported herself underneath the carriage and began to place a brick of C-4 underneath the carriage.

Trixie watched as her friend began to sneak around the camp undetected but coming close several times to being detected. “Is she crazy” Trixie muttered, Rarity turned to her and snickered “You have nooo idea, you should have seen her in the Dog-minican republic” Rarity chuckled.

Finally Twilight returned to her hiding spot just outside the encampment, sweating a little from the amount of exertion it took to utilize the teleportation spell that many times. She looked up to Pinkie Pie who scanned the area and nodded. Twilight moved ever closer to a carriage that was jacked off the ground and being used as a water pump. There was a guard not even 6 yards away from the back of the carriage humming to himself and not paying attention to the surroundings.

Twilight reached the back of the carriage and peeked over to look at the encampment, so far none of the soldiers had noticed her. She cut the band attached to the carriage that was pumping the water but used an activation spell to keep the water pumping so the guard wouldn’t know something was wrong, but if he turned his head ever so slightly he would see Twilight. Twilight dropped another brick of C-4 in the back of the carriage and got behind the carriage.

“What the fuck is she doing” Rainbow Dash gasped and turned to Applejack who shrugged. “How should ah know, she’s probably doing some stupid ironic plan that’ll probably work out in the long run” Applejack commented as they watched their purple unicorn friend.

With an extreme show of strength, Twilight grunted silently and lifted the back of the carriage off the ground, the jacks underneath toppled and fell over. Twilight released the carriage and it rolled forward, towards the leaders of the soldiers. The guard which posed the most threat to Twilight foolishly chased after the run-away carriage as Twilight snuck back into the tree line and pulled out a detonator.

The monkey guard screamed for everyone to get out of the way and lept into the carriage and attempted to stop the carriage, though it did work to some extent the carriage still crashed through the building and killed multiple leaders, who somehow never saw the carriage coming despite the monkey guards hollering. The remaining leaders immediately stood up and began scolding the monkey guard.

“Please don’t tell me that was her fucking plan” Trixie muttered and Rarity chuckled. “Oh I think she has something in mind for them” Rarity commented.

As a large group formulated around the crashed carriage Twilight held the detonator close, they wouldn’t know what hit them. The leaders continually scolded the monkey as even more soldiers left their patrols to see the wreckage. Twilight figured this was a good time and pressed down hard on the detonator button, the CLICK of the button was hindered by the KA-BOOM of the explosives as the C-4 in the back of the carriage exploded, killing multiple soldiers that had come to see what the commotion was about.

Fluttershy’s jaw gapped open as she watched the horrific explosion, several screams yelled out and orders began to be yelled out. “Show time Flutters” Pinkie muttered and swallowed a piece of apple pie she had stashed in her saddle bags. Almost like a dose of some sort of performance enhancing drug, Pinkie Pie’s pupils shrunk and she got a freakish smile and charged towards the encampment at incredible speeds that only Rainbow Dash could meet if she wasn’t weighed down by her Gatling gun.

“Let’s rock and roll” Rainbow Dash cheered as she brought out the Gatling gun and began a slow pace towards the encampment, due to the weight of the gun she wasn’t able to walk very fast. Applejack soon passed her carrying her own M60E3, that she had named the Apple Bucker. “Hey leave some for me would yah” Rainbow Dash called out.

Trixie nudged Rarity, “Show time” Trixie muttered as she brought out an MP5A3 and charged into the battle, which hadn’t really begun to escalate quite yet. Trixie looked up to Fluttershy who was standing with her M16A2, her jaw still wide open. “Hey Fluttershy, one of those baboons executed an innocent rabbit prisoner” Trixie lied.

“THEY DID WHAT?” Fluttershy yelled and she charged towards the encampment at incredible speeds that Trixie didn’t think she had. Trixie shrugged and paced towards the encampment.