The Many Deaths Of You

"Well, I suppose it's time to give you a proper introduction. I knew it was a good idea to always bring this along."

Lyra reaches into her... something... you'll have to ask her about how that works... and withdraws a scroll.

"Attention, Human. Do not be alarmed. You are one of dozens of humans that have arrived somehow in Equestria in the past two years. A full guide to Equestria may be acquired at any library free of charge. Follow the laws of Equestria and everything will be fine. Welcome to your new home."

Silence.

More silence with Lyra grinning somewhat creepily at you.

"So there are a bunch of humans just popping up in Equestria."

"Yep."

"Anyone- err, pony know why?"

"No."

"Are you sure it's not Discord?"

"Two things. FIrst, we've learned to not ask how you know things you probably shouldn't. Second, Discord's dead. Sortof."

Utter shock fills your mind and soul.

"WHAT?"

"Yeah. All these humans coming in freed him, and he started trying to turn the humans into his minions. One human did not appreciate that and somehow killed him. The human recieved a medal for dealing with him and got thrown into jail for killing somepony. And Discord didn't stay dead and after that he stopped trying to take over. ... Everything's just been weird and crazy. But fun."

This all seems to be a little much. What to do, what to do?