The Many Deaths Of You

    You stop staring at the window. You feel like you were staring at it forever, trapped in time until that moment. It's a weird feeling, and you move on to better things. You look at your maths again. You see a few issues, namely the fact that you incorrectly used the chain rule and got the derivative wrong in one equation which propagated itself through a lot of your work. Also, you incorrectly calculated the difference between TREE(3) and A(g64,g64).

   Going over to the computer, you rework the code to eliminate the bugs created. You also double check your GUI code and notice that you forgot to put boundary checks on a few inputs. You add those, and give the layout a good cleanup. While you’re on the computer, you decide to put on some epic music to suit the mood. You go to Youtube and bring up ______.

   You sit down on the stool, which feels odd because you swear you grabbed a different chair, and power up the machine. The noise of it excites you, and as you look at the status screen, you see that while you were programming, the fuel tank filled itself up. There's also a warning that it might be loose. You tighten it and sit on the stool again. Everything looks good. You turn it up to ‘11’ and press ’start’. The reaction chamber glows, and there's bolts of lightning. As expected, the lightning shoots out at you. It doesn't hurt, though. Everything goes kind of blurry. Then a quiet sound starts. A ripping sound. It gets louder and louder. And then it starts to hurt.

   A ghastly void appears in front of you, jagged at the edges and constantly twisting and rippling. It's white. All you can see is white. The white consumes you. The pain won't stop. Then the pain spikes and you know nothing more. Your atoms themselves are split apart and scattered throughout space-time, and even probability. A few particles end up in the beginning of the creation of the Milky Way. The extra gravity there attracts some particles, which slowly build up into a strange rock. A rather large rock. A rock which looks exactly like a certain president of the United States of America.

==Summary==

Attempt Number: 4

Time Lasted: 14 minutes, 56 seconds

Distance Reached: Void -- New Record!

I KNEW IT! It was your fault that the meteorite crashed into the earth! Ha!

You did a bit better this time, at least.

Now you just have to figure out a way to stop the meteorite at some point and all will be well.

Except, of course, for the fact that you'll keep dying.