The Many Deaths Of You

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    "Could you get off me now? You're squishing me. What are you just staring off into space for?"

   You return to reality and scramble off Lyra.

   "Oh. Sorry, I was just... uhh..."

   Awkward silence abounds as you just kind of look at each other.

   "I don't know what I was doing. Nothing, I guess."

   More silence.

   Lyra asks, "What's your name?"

   You are about to answer when you notice that you've been hearing a tune off in the distance this whole time. Looking for the source, you see a white pony with a jagged lightning blue mane with a box. A box that is opening up. A box that happens to be aimed right at you.

   "OH *BUY SOME AP-"

   The apple censor would finish, but that's as far as you got before BASS CANNON. Both you and Lyra were hit. The bass wave stunned both of you quite badly, and had quite a bit of knockback. The clincher came when you slammed into a tree. No, not the yellow kind. The wooden and very, very sturdy kind. Several bones, especially the ones in your neck, broke on impact. And so you died yet again.

==Summary==

Attempt Number: 7

Time Lasted: 33 minutes, 8 seconds -- New Record!

Distance Reached: A tree in Equestria -- New Record!

You should be glad to know that Lyra crashed into you instead of the tree, saving her life. Nice.