Chapters Partying"1"
Hi their my name is Michael, I am nothing special just your average 21 year-old American citizen. I was born in New York, were I've meet great people like my two best friends Noah and Johnathan. We met in Computer arts class and ever sense then are friendship has growed. Now don't think I trying to make myself sound like I'm the golden child because I am not a lot of tragic event have taken place in my life. Like when I was 18 my parents died because some low life wanted the paper in there wallet.
People I knew tried to comfort me but there is no feeling more depressing when you lose some close to you, even your Mom and Dad. I learned over time I have a life and that I cant grief over there lost that's not what they would had wanted. Ever since then I got my self a nice apartment, a great job in making, selling computer software.
It was December 31,2012, I was waiting in my Living room, because Noah, Johnathan and I were having a party.Reason why, is that we had just graduated College and received our degree under Computer Arts. Here's some background information about me, when I was growing up I always wanted to do two things, be in the military or be a Game Designer. But as the years went by I started to get more and more attracted to game designing, I guest you can say I just gave up on joining the military.
I heard the door bell ring, that must have been them. Heading to the door I opened it seeing John with some video games, and Noah with a cooler.
"Hey man ready to party!" I rolled my eyes nodding.I moved out the ways so they could enter my apartment.
"Guys just put everything in the kitchen." I called out to them. Closing the door behind me I walked over to the kitchen were Noah and John were placing there things on the dinner table. Thats when I toke notice that Noah had brought some beer with him. I was a little angered by this because I am not a drinker per say. I have never ever had a drop of alcohol.
"Noah, you know I don't drink alcohol, so why would you bring a cooler full of it?". He sighed taking a can of German Beck beer out of the icy cold cooler. He grabbed a napkin off the counter near him wiping off the resadew water from the cooler off the can. He then handed it over to me.
"Come on Mike it's just one dam can. Its not like I brought any drugs." We a shared a good laugh. After the laughter started to die down. He gestured the can to me one more time, but I denied it. Noah shrugged popping the can open, but before he could get a sip I snatcher it from his hand. He looked at me, I place it near my mouth as I started to gulp down the freezing liquid, spearing no time to breath. I could feel the cold beer travel down my stomach. After I had finished the can I let out a loud burp, we all got another can and went to set on my couch. I turned up the musics and we started to play video games.
As time past I was going through beer like it was water. One became two and two turned into 15. I was so drunk I couldn't even complete my sentences. Don't get me wrong Noah and Jonathan were as just as wasted as me.
"Hey I-I think we'er drun-k..." I slurred my words looking to my left I saw Noah past out snoring.
"Hey, hey I fill fi-ne." I couldn't say the same thing for me. Every second that past my eye lids flit heaver and heaver. I had just gave up and in seconds I fell in to eternal darkness.
I regained consciousnesses only to be meet with a raging headache. I started to hear a voice, "What is it sister?" It was a soft, regal, heart warming voice. The only problem was the more she talk, ripples of pain would surge through my head, which just to add didn't feel good. This is one of the reasons why I never drink.
"I don't no? Thy think we should wake it?" Whoever this was they sounded like they were from a ancient civilization. I didn't care so much for every time they let a word out, my head overcame with pain. They kept on going, I couldn't t take it anymore, my head couldn't take it anymore. With all of my strength I sat up.
"Who ever you are shut the fu..." I stopped right as I noticed that the people I was ready to yell at where.... Pony's. How in gods name are there Pony's in my house. One pony was medium size, had a midnight blue coat, had a horn the same color as its coat, it also had a pair of wings. The tall one had everything the other did only just taller and had a white coat. I looked and even more surprising I wasn't even in my room. Before I could even get a good look around the area, I was magically flung against a wall. The two pony's immeadity came into view. They both had a infuriated expression on their face, but when they spoke is when I was surprised the most
"Who are you?" The midnight blue pony yelled at me. How the hell can a horse us magic and talk at the same time? Maybe just maybe I was drugged last night because Noah probably thought it would be cool. Thats when it hit me that if that was the case the drugs would have worn off by now, then that must mean this is real.
"Where you sent here to assassinate my sister and I?" Now that made me laugh because I am the last person who could be a assassin. Thats when the other jumped in.
"Luna stop its is not here too do no such thing." I guest Luna looked back at her supposed sister in confusion
"And how would you know that Tia?" Tia walked up to me. She started to to get close close enough were I could feel her breath hit my face.
"How and what are you?" I started to clear my head of thoughts so I would be able to speak properly and not make the wrong impression. I toke a deep breath
"I am a Human from the plant Earth. My name is Michael Serrone, born and raise in Queens New York. Who are you?" The pony gave me a look.
"you are in no position to be asking any sort of questions, but I am Princess Celestia and this is my little sister Luna, we rule Equestria." Right after she said that I automatically knew that I was no longer on Earth. I'm no genus but I am pretty sure that there's no place on Earth Called Equestria.
"You said that you were from a different Planet called Earth am I right?" I nodded
"So how did you get in get in my room?" That was mind boggling to me because I didn't even know how the did I even travel through space to get here.
"I truthfully don't know your highness? Your guest is a good as mine, expect the one about me coming to kill you. As cllich'e as it sounds I come in peace." When I said your highness it felt weird but the last thing I wanted to do is offend her in anyway. Princess Celestia looked at Luna.
"Luna release him I think we don't have to worry about him hurting anypony?" She looked back at me, I immeadity nodded. With in instants I felt the magical cuffs that held me against the wall, release me. Fell back onto my feet, when I looked back the Princess I saw that I towered both them when it came to height. That really wouldn't matter sense they could us magic if was to try to escape. I started to look around, but soon was cut off by Luna.
"We are sorry for how thy treated tho Micheal.'' Her attitude change quickly from aggression to sadness.
"Its ok I probably would have done the same thing if I found a stranger in my room." A smile formed on her face. Luna walked towards her sister.
"We will go raise the moon. I'll meet you at dinner Tia." And with that she walked out leaving Celestia and I alone.
"Did she just say she was going out to raise the moon?" I asked in curiosity.
"Yes, why isn't there Humans on your world that can do such a thing?"
"No our moon moves natural, because of the rotation on Earths axis. I would go into further detail but I would like to know if you can you know send me back now. It was nice meeting you tho ?" A frown had formulated onto her muzzle
" I am sorry but I cant send you back. I don't have a spell powerful enough to send you back. I am truly sorry". I felt my heart sank so low I could almost feel the beat in my gut.
"No. No, there has to be way. Maybe there's a book with some type of spell or something"? Celestia rubbed the bottom of her muzzle with here hoof.
"I will check the Royal Library tommrow but, I highly doubt there will be a spell. Until then Michael looks like you'll be staying in the Castle with Me and my sister". I was filled with sadness for that I was on a different planet with no friends or family. The only thing was I felt something else a little excitement, well anyone in my position would probably fell the same thing. Celestia started to walk off
"Well come along Michael I need to show were you will be staying". Right as I was about walk out the room a thought flow into my mind.
"Princess isn't some pony gonna see me?"
"Will if you are going to stay here you might as well just get use to a few stars. Anyways the only pony's that are gonna see you are the Guards. Come on don't worry". We both headed out and right as we exit the room I am meet by two Guards on either side of me staring. I just ignored them and kept following Celestia down the hall. Every few minutes their were Guards. The expressions on the Guards faces ranged from surprised to the dropping of mouths.
As we past rooms and small corridor, Celestia explain to me how Equestria was like and telling were somethings were located like the bathroom. The only thing was I really wasn't paying any attention, because I was mesmerized by the grandeur of the Castle infrastructure. As I looked around I wasn't paying attention to were I was walking and I walked straight into Celestia. Causing us to both fall onto the ground. I rushed to my feet helping her up.
"Your highness I am so sorry. Please forgive me". Celestia was back on all four of her hooves surprisingly not angered by me bumping into her.
"Its quite alright but please lets not do that again". I shoke my head in agreement. We stopped in front of a door.
"So I guest this is were I will be staying"? She nodded. Out of no were the door nob was surrounded in a light yellow causing the door to open up. My mind was blown on how she could open doors without touching them. Well I shouldn't be surprised she said she could raise the sun.
When the door was fully opened the room was beautiful, and to say that is an understatement. The were nicely carved designs on the wall with a mixture of color, dominantly purple and white. I walk in a little only to see window plans were on Earth you would probably only see in a church. Looking in the middle of the room was a queen sized bed with matching colors like on the wall. Out of all the gazing I heard Celestia in the background.
"I hope you enjoy it. I know its been a stressful these past two hours, hope this makes up."
"I don't know what to say, thank you your majesty".
"Its no problem. Michael you don't have to be formal just call me Celestia"?
"Ok Celestia, what now"? She went towards the door.
"Well Luna raised the moon that only means diner time and then you go to sleep". And with that we headed out.
Dinner with the Royals"3"
Celestia and I were walking down the hall to have dinner. I was much more confident with the staring guards. There was only one thing I noticed something different with the guards. Last time Celestia and I were in the hall there were guards with White coats and golden armor. Now it seems they had a dark purplish coat and more importantly a different armor set. Another thing to notice was the look much more bat like for example there eyes had look like the ones you see on a cat.
"Uh.. Celestia there something different with these guards. They don't look like the ones I saw before. They look really sinister". Celestia started to chuckle in the cutest may, I didn't know what she found so funny.
"What so funny I was asking a serious question"? After her giggling was over Celestia went to go on on how these guards were actually called Shadow Guards, and that they a are the one that guard the Castle at night. The thing I found most interesting was that the shadow Guards were not real pony's. At first I didn't believe her but she so went on to explain on how the Shadow Guards were actually a spell Luna created.
"So are the Guards that I saw when I woke up were they fake". She shoke her head
"No they much real, the only reason why we don't have them patrol at night is that they would be too tied to do so". Celestia said.
"That sounds reasonable". I replied. We reached our destination, the kitchen. I opened the door for Celestia letting her walk in first.
"Why thank you, you Gentle Colt". I smiled at the strange compliment. I mean what the hell is a colt, i mean I know for horses there's Mares, Stallionts. Maybe a Colt i just another word for Stallion, but I digress. When we walk in I saw a huge table that was surrounded bay many chairs. Lets just saw this room looked a lot like the picture of The Last Supper. We toke our seats Celestia setting at one end, but when I tried to set at the other end. Out of know were.
"I set their". I jumped from the voice behind me.
"Holy mother fucken shit"! It was Luna. The two princesses laughed, I chuckled a little from how I reacted. Ignoring their laughter I sat at a chair located in the middle of the table. With in seconds a pony came resemble much of a waiter. He first went to Celestia asking in a deep french ascent what see would want. Once he was done getting Celestia's order of what she called a Raising Sun Dish, his wondering eye landed. His body froze in fear, but before could run away Celestia cut in.
"Don't worry he means no harm to anypony". He started to move again only this time a little slower keeping a close eye on me. Only stopping once reaching Luna, she said all she wanted was a dasie sandwich with extra dasie. But when it came to my order he took it from across the table. I didn't know any type of food in this world so I did the most reasonable thing to do
"I'll take the most simplistic thing you can make". Instantaneously he rushed out the room, he must have been really freaked out. As we waited for our food a deep silence filled the room. It was the most awkward moment ever, I have had my fair share of awkward moments but nothing bested this one. After sometime of waiting, some pony decides to break it.
"We would liketh (Like-th ) to know how tho's home world is". It was hard to pick up on what Luna was saying, it was like talking to someone who was form a different country.
"Well Earth has its pros and cons. Like on problem is that Humans are a war driven type of people". The look of horror filled the two princesses faces.
"Don't get me wrong when Humans are peaceful Earth can be one of the must beautiful place in the world. If my race wasn't so consumed by war we could literal do anything we set our minds to, and please don't think that everyone who is human loves war case you are sadly mistaken. In my opinion Earth is a great place to be".
"Your world sounds... interesting. Certainly different then Equestria". Celestia chimed in. Right after that the door opened up with three ponys walked in with a plate balanced on reached there heads. I could smell some of the food from my seat and the sent made my mouth water, just a little. The waiters gave the princesses their plats first , and gave mine last. The waiter ran after giving me my food.
Celestia plate was filled with a salad with a mixer of Croutons, cucumbers, tomato, and lastly onion. There was also cut star fruit and sliced strawberry's. With all that their was a combination of oil and and vinegar, with cherry on top. When I looked at Luna's dish it was nothing like Celestia's plate it looked like a simple sandwich, but that was until I saw a flower hang out hence the name Daisy sandwich. I looked down to see a plat on top of that I saw a small pile of salad with a cracker on top. I noticed Celestia look at me.
"Is everything all right." She asked in a worried manner.
"I think some-pony accidentally gave me an appetizer." i said as I poked at my supposed dinner with my fork. The two of them giggled at my small quantity of food.
"Well thu did ask for the simplest thing on the menu." Luna added. The funny thing is that is actually what I said.The only thing was I was not expecting such a small dish.
I would have asked for something different but I was to hungry to wait. We all started munching on our food, all you could hear was the clanging of utensils hit our plates. None of us were talking. My salad had a unique taste to it like a sweet, and ends with a salty but bitter flavor. In a matter of seconds I was finished with my food. I decide to break the silence.
"So you both know a little about my world, how is Equestria?" I asked. Luna had also finished her food.
"Well... Whats thou name again?''
"Its Michael."
"Well Michael Equestria is a beautiful and peaceful place. Which is inhabited by many different types of specie, but the main one is ponys. Ponys come in three different forms Earth Pony, Pegasus, and lastly Unicorns. Unlike your kind we have had never gone to war." She was soon cut off by Celestia.
"Thats not entirely true sis, how about Discord, the Changling and King Sombra."
"Well you cant count it a war those I would say are battles."
We all continued talking for the next half an hour. We talked on what I did for a living. I learned that Stallions were guys and mares were the women of the pony verse. I also leaned the Equestria was a matriarchal society, were the Pegasus were to change the weather and the seasons, Earth ponys had to mostly provide food. Leaving Unicorns with technology. I let out a loud yawn.
"I can see some ponys tired." Celestia noticed, I just nodded I as I started to feel the day, if you know what I mean.
"Its been a long day so I think I'll be hitting the hay."
"Your right." She also yawned but in a much more softer manner.
"Anyways we all should be heading to sleep Me and You Michael have a long day to more." With that we all said good night to each other and headed off to our chambers. When I arrived at my room I opened the door, soon closing it behind me. I threw myself on the bed. Adjusting myself in a comfortable position and when I hit that nice comfort zone I closed my eyes and went straight to dream land.
GOOD MORNING EARTHLING"4"
I woke up with a bright sunbeam shining in my eye. The shutters to the window were wide open, and so I quietly cursed at it.
"Fucking sun." I wanted some more sleep. I made a mental note to close the shutters too night. For now, I needed a shower. Just before I could do so, there was a knock at the door so real it would speak with a classy accent if it could.
"Good morning my other-world guest! Did you sleep well?" Celestia asked, voice warm and motherly.
"Nnnueeeh...gowway." I did not want to be bothered.
I could hear behind the door Celestia giggle. "My apologies, I suppose you are used to more sleep. Please come out when your ready. It time for you to get acquainted with every-pony." She paused. "Oh just so you know, I won't be responsible if my sister wakes you up." I swear i could see Celestia wearing a trollish grin.
"Hmmkay, what ever." I mumbled, shutting my eyes. I was a little concerned about Luna, not I was too tired to do anything about it. A few seconds later, I heard Celestia trot off. For a while, it was peaceful.
That is, until I felt myself being lifted up off my bed by an invisible... Well it was hard to describe this entity. I defiantly know it wasn't Celestia. It was cool, it was relaxing , it was like going outside and feeling a summer nights breeze and smelling the air. It was soft caress, but with a pinch of mischief. I slightly opened my left eyes and saw it was dark blue. I knew who it was after that... Luna.
"Llluna! Le.. Let lone!" I groaned, definitely not conscious enough to confront her directly.
"Oh fine." Her unmistakable voiced sighed. I was plopped back down on the bed, then I felt her muzzle nuzzle my neck, causing me to tense up.
"But we have things to do today. Thy should think about waking up soon, other wise Thou will miss out what we have planned for us!" That did it for me, an activity with a Moon Goddess!? Screw sleep. I jumped out of bed.
"What are we doing!? Come on tell me I gotta know please, please." I wined, acting like a little school girl.
"Calm thy self down, thou shalt find out soon." Luna said in an assured tone.
"Now, please, take a shower, Thou smelth of orcstrisberrys (orc-stris-berry) ."
"What? I don't smell of what ever orcstrisberry's are." Out of curiosity I take a sniff of my under arm, and it was horrid. What ever those berry's are they must smell like shit.
"Alright I'll take a shower. Just go, I don't want you looking at me."
"Oh, trust us. Thou could not stop us from watching if thou tried." She gave a devious grin, and backed out of the room dramatically, wings spread for some more extra intimidation. Just Before she left, she bumped into the wall by the door to my room.
"Hehe, oops..." She whispered, blushing filling my cuteness bar to the maximum level. After she shut the door with her magic. I wiped the crust out my eyes shaking a little so I could get ready for the day. Then I headed to the bathroom.
When I reached the bathroom, I preceded to take off all my clothes. Stepping into the bathroom, I noticed that it contained the basic accessories of any bathroom would have on Earth. It had a pristine white shower, a sparkling tub, and a marble sink with faucets having a gold finish. And on the side of the glistening white toilet. There was a sliver finished towel rack complete with an array of white towel of different sizes. This was a very nice bathroom. It was far better than any I had on Earth.
Pushing the curtain with my hand, I stepped inside the shower. The faucet to the shower was in the shape of a hoof. It didn't take rocket science to figure out that all I needed to do was press the hoof shape nasal to turn the shower on. However, I was soon hit with the worst thing that envoles a shower. THE BLAST OF COLD WATER FROM HELL .
"AHH!C-C-Cold!" I shouted, leaping out of the shower, shivering and waiting for the water to warm up like how it was on Earth. Well after waiting a century passed, the water reached a bearable temperature. I stepped in letting the increasingly hot water cleanse my naked body. Get the grease out of my hair.
"Oh yeah that's nice." I tell myself, as the hot water barraged my bear body. With the usual routine of rinse, lather, scrub, rinse again, turn off water, and then dry down. I opened the door with a towel wrapped around my waist, I saw my clothes freshly washed and draped on my bed. The first t hing that goes through my mind was how the hell did they know that I needed my cloths washed, I didn't think about it to much.
Slipping into my shirt, hoodie, jeans, and lastly my shoes. I started to mosey on out of my fancy apartment, I walk down the hall I went last night, knowing that it would lead me to the kitchen. It was rather quite as I walked down the hallway, until I was blown ahead in the hallway after a certain blue Princess decided decided to give me a loud and I mean loud Good mourning.
"GOOD MOURNING, MY FELLOW EARTHLING!!" The voice bellowed, sending me flying against a wall.
"Goddammit, Luna." I groaned, trying to get but the pain in my back paralyzed me. Luna approached me and draped her wing around my body.
"Good morning, Michael. I trust t art ready for breakfast?" I start to feel a tingling feeling inside.
"morning Luna, I could use some breakfast after last night. I really didn't eat much." Luna nuzzled me to assure me that she was sorry about sending against a wall.
"We are sorry about yesterday, we are usually more cautious around other ponies. However you seem.. different." Luna took her wing off my shoulder and help me up. Soon later we are walking along side each other were we would go have breakfast.
"Is that because I am a different specie?" Luna looked up at me.
"That is most definitely part of it, but we are interested how different on your kind is to mine. So far you seem a pleasant creature, and not scared of me?" Luna had a large frown on her face.
"Why would I be scared of you?" I really shouldn't say that I almost shit myself yesterday.
"Most ponies are scared or are to nervous when they meet me. Its good to finally meet some-pony with some what of sense."
"I mean I can understand why they'd be intimidated by yo-" I was instantly given the most crushed and heart-broken look of all looks.
"-you because on how amazing your powers are!" I was yearning for her to stop. I could literaly feel myself being eaten from the inside, but suddenly a thought came into my mind about her cute cyan eyes. Then out of no were her face lightened up and turned into a troll smirk.
"Nice save Human."
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