Chapters Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
Meet the Fish (even MORE Revamped)
Meet The Fish Well the next morning was somewhat eventful the only things that really happened was Luna using her royal voice when we were having breakfast (SO MUCH OATMEAL ON MY EYES). Eventually it got real annoying after the first 605.4 seconds that we all had endure before we almost had our ears and my eyes were ruined forever. But eventually the pain had stopped when Celestia had told me that her student Twilight, and her friends were coming to visit and to see how I would look by what they described in the letter she sent her.
By then I was really wondering how the whole thing would turn out but then my mind wandered off and started to think about how a simple wedge of cheddar cheese could be used to solve all of the problems of the universe. Then my mind popped back into reality (of little to none reality I could be in). I saw six mares two of each race I saw in the village coming to do who knows what to me or start to make me into the worlds future mining machine (God help me if I'm used for free labor).
When they came closer to us through the grand entrance (GOD how long was this castle, not even Draculas is this huge) I saw the purple one came in front of the others who ran up to hug Celestia which I did find real affectionate and sweet. After that moment of cuteness I noticed all of them staring at me at both curiosity, fright, and confusion, "Neato looks like I found a new friend for gummy to play with!", "Tarnation, I saw some weird things in my days but this thing is the weirdest thing I seen.", "His color scheme is rather remarkable, I must know his secret.", "Oh..My, even i havent seen a fish like this before.". I really didn’t mind what they said except when the rainbow one started to interrogate me like I was some sort of criminal (sure I did some time in my past but when i turned over a new leaf)!
“Alright fishy you need to start talking, I wanna know why you startled everypony in the town!”. I just looked at her with an angry look on my face and then I said “Okay Skittles, First of all the name isn’t Fishy, and that name is the most unoriginal name I heard in my life though it is the most classic of them all”. She just stared in a shocked state (I could see that she never knew i could talk) I continued on “More to the point the names Joe the barracuda I am the second in command of the “Lighting Strike Coalition platoon” in which we were sent on a mission to stop Metal Sonic from making more robotic soilders and grab some intel about Dr. Eggmans current location. Everything was going just fine but he was using a multi dimensional device which were successful in stopping him but both Metal and I was sucked into this world, Got that so far”? She eventually just responded “Uh, could you please repeat the last part?” “Which last part?” “Everything after your real name”. Annoyed all I could say at that point was “Oh, okay but unfortunately I won’t be able to fit all of my history in with the rest of the chapter so everyone and I mean EVERYONE will just have to wait for the next chapter to come out to know more about me”. Practically everyone but Pinkie just stared at me like I just said something both disgusting and real confusing. “Aw, Stupid authors they always ruin something right when it is getting to something good”! “I know it can be real agitating when people one this site want to find out my origin story, but can't due to the authors laziness!” Everyone stared at the both of us and Pinkie just told everyone that it was a Pinkie thing and that they wouldn’t really understand
D AY TWO REVIEW: Pretty much okay except for interrogation.
Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
"Well it all started when I was first caught by Eggman by this point i was still a regular fish, but he wanted to create the perfect bioweapon one that could not only be great in water but on land."
"woah, hold it! How come you're not gasping for water right now?!?" Rainbow questioned "Well i was just about to answer that for ya skittles". I replied "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" she yelled.
"Anyway as I was saying he knew of this flaw so he decided to upgrade me with the robotic half of the body and replaced most of the most vulnerable organs like my heart, gills, and some sections of my brain, frankly I'm surprised I'm even living.". Twilight was just in confusion "How!?!?! that makes almost no logical sense whatsoever! Whatever this Eggman did he must be a genius." "Well his test grades show but his battle plans don't. After my evolution to a fish to his greatest creation he gave me only one objective: KILL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG".
They all looked at me from what I can guess murder was like cursing for a five year old: it isnt allowed at all, but somehow it could happen one way or another. Then I say Fluttershy wimper and her eyes started to water up "Why would you kill an innocent hedgehog?" "Trust me if I was the guy I am now I wouldn't think of doing that, but back then I was just a emotionless robot. When I was about to finish my objective his friend Tails managed to reprogram me to never harm a single soul unless they were harmful". "Oh as long you don't hurt my little Angel I'm okay with that."
"Well after that Sonic offered me a position of becoming a freedom fighter for aslong i fight for justice I'll always be good along with my team ." Then Pinkie was a bit confused "But that doesnt explain how you got here." "Well my platoon that I had gained in the Freedom Fighters was going to gather Intel about my creators future attack points we succeeded but my rival Metal Sonic which is basically a metallic version of sonic and I were sucked into this world. All i hope is that he is far away as possible trust me you don't want to face him".
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
"Well i should know that fool should be but this dessert is making my tracker malfunction!!! I know that he'll be near large power and seeing that most of the populace is mostly female they must have a female ruler. NEW OBJECTIVE: LOCATE HIGHEST POLITICAL POWER ONCE THERE ELIMINATE BOTH RULER AND JOSEPH."
Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
It was the break of dawn, and I decided to prepare myself for the training that was gong to be needed. It was around eight in the morning the guards, elements, and the princesses all gathered in the fields near the forest I was first in. "Welcome everyone to day one of our one and a half week training boot camp, for the next ten days we will train you all to the point were you will be able to stop one of the most powerful creatures on this world"! Rarity then replied "Sooooooo your going to make us into a bunch of ruffians like you. " "Well if this "ruffian" can help you all survive the uprising of a robot that destroys cities within a few minutes, than I'm the only one to help you".
Meanwhile somewhere near the training camp
"Alright men, thanks to Skid-mark we can finally find Joe, and wreck metal up so much he'll look like a soup can" a penguin in a generic army helmet said to his platoon of a blind platypus, a buff crocodile, a mentally insane chameleon, an eager road runner, and a fast thinking cheetah with hot-blooded glasses. "YEAH, and we'll bust anyone who tries to stop us." the croc said. "We must be peaceful, as my old master said "Violence must only be used as a last resort.". Hopefully we won't have to use violence".
A few hours of painful training
"The element of surprise is one of the most needed traits in order to be able to get a hit on ol' tin can, now I want one of you to GWAAAHHH"! What I didn't know was that Pinkie was already practicing on surprises before I even came here. "Surprise Mr. fish thing, for being the first to get you I declare a tickle fight." "Bwahahaha PLEASE STOP PRIVATE PINKIE, I'M EXTREMELY TICKLISH"! "GXD, LODWH IER JQW!" "Quick follow Kook, he knows where Joe is". My platoon ran as my laughing grew more and more, and then they hid behind some bushes to not put themselves in threat. "Quick Razor try to get a look around." "Gotcha sir, wait a second...... Oh dear god they're torturing the poor fool". They all gasped knowing I could possibly be in danger. "What are we gonna do Beak?" "You your head Slash." they then used Slash as a living battering ram. "BUT THE SLASHER DOESN'T WANT TO USE HIS HEAD !!!!!" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH "!
Right as pinkie stopped tickling me the platoon just came bursting through the thicket and became an instant dog pile. "Hey Slash, Beak, Razor, Kook, Skid, Samuply what are you guys.." "Watch yourself number 2"! At that point he pinned me down to the ground while wielding his scatter gun. "We're here to save ya Joe." "Looks like it's time to kick @$$ and chew gum Razor!" "And it looks like were all out of Gum Slash.". At this point Samuply was hissing towards Luna while slapping his tail. "Thou shall not growl at the princess of the night disabled creature!" he then wrapped her up in some rope. "Grab Joe, and lets get out of here"! At that point Skid-mark picked me up like a football and tried to run toward the forest. "HALT YOU VANDALS!!!" Celestia then said right as we were at the front of the woods. They all stopped both scared out of there non-existing pants, and mind. "Sir, permission to wet myself like a little girl?" "Granted Slash".
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Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
How not to start off a day (even MORE revamped)
HOW NOT TO START OFF A DAY
All I saw was black. Checking my processors, I take notice of my current mode: sleep mode. Turning it off and activating active mode, I search the immediate area and realize I'm not with my platoon. Even more alerting, I'm in a forest. My memory banks don't have me in any forests as of late. It's early dawn right now, from how the sky read. It's worrying to think about where I currently am, or how I should deal with this.
Thinking about my situation, I decided to start gathering wood. It's useful for fire and some basic tools I can build. I needed to get started before night came around. After a few hours of salvaging for supplies, I set up a basic campsite. It wasn't pretty, but it would do for now. With that done, I decided with the remaining time I had left in the day to look for civilization. Maybe my platoon will be nearby, or I can find clues on how to get back to them.
I started to walk into the village, but then I noticed something weird. There were no hedgehogs, cats, lizards, or any of my platoon members just multicolored horses (Great just how I wanted to start off a week). Just then I heard about three ponies near some flower shops and they screamed out "MONSTER, everypony run it will eat us all "! as soon as those words came out practically all of them started to run around like headless chickens in a cock fight. I was thinking to myself "Was everyone here scared easily?" as soon I knew none of them were going to help due to the circumstance and I just said “You know what if you don’t want to help me I’ll wait in that forest in my campsite until you all calm the scrap down!”.
After that little moment I was just making my campsite a bit more comfy for my pleasure but I had some problems (long story short never set fire to a pack of timber wolves unless you want to have a forest fire that destroys 2/5 of a forest). All I had was my lucky lighter, five dollars, and my canister of useful form cartridges that may help me even more. With a town scared of me and very low supplies the odds were against me but not by much.
Dusk had finally fell and I was about to settle down for they day. but then I heard a large amount of rustling in the brush they both sounded of regal heritage. “Be careful sister, this creature could possibly be dangerous especially since you decided to NOT
After a few moments of staring at each other I walked up to the two and the blue one said "STATE YOUR PURPOSE CREATURE, WE DEMAND ANSWERS FOR STARTILING OUR LOYAL SUBJECT!!! ". As soon as I fixed my audio sensors because that was the loudest voice I've heard. I then said “CONGRATS
DAY ONE REVIEW: Pretty decent.
Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
this is a small preview of the future of what i think could be used
we see metal sonic hanging around the badlands of Equestria as he plans to bring devastation towards the land But then we see that he suddenly starts to sing:
Oh I've been exiled, even scrapped left alone with no defense
When i think of what that fool did to me I get a tad tense
But our battle isn't over so I can't feel so depressed
For my dreams recently are splendid and they help me get rest
The sound of Josephs dying gasp, the elements helpless in my grasp, and Celestia's mournful cry Now that's my lullaby!
Now the past I've tried forgetting, and my foe I'll forgive.
Trouble is, I know it's foolish but I hate letting him live
So I planned a scheme so evil so that this world will burn
Oh the battle may be bloody, but it really works for me
The melody of moaning cries, A counter point of painful howls, A symphony of death, Oh my! Now that's a lullaby
Joe may have won, but I'll always be around to lead my badnik army, Till I finally regain my power and also become a God
One day when I'm strong once more, I'll become KING
The pounding of the drums of war, A badnik armies mighty battle roar
The joy of vengeance, I'll testify
I can hear them screaming
"We're all gonna die"
Payback time is nearing, then my flag will fly against the blood red sky. Now that's my kind of lullaby!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Fish out of water OR Who says ya can't love a sun rising goddess
An unexpected Reunion (Revamped)
By the time I finished the story a random guard came busting through the doors "Your Majesties!". "What is it Iron armor?" Celestia asked quickly and concerned "There is this weird creature in the center of the city asking for someone named "Joe" while doing so he was blasting buildings". Twilight then started to ponder "Hey Joseph Isn't that the description of that Metal sonic you were talking about ?" "Yes that fits him well, when ever he looks for someone or something he blasts things around him". Celestia then responded "Well we must stop this threat before he causes anymore damage to the town." "Agreed, your majesty let me take five guards, trust me he may look weak but he is powerful".
She allowed the request and we headed to the area "seriously Metal, is this how you cause terror: blowing up a building or two, heck you didn't even hit anyone." "Well, well, well I never knew you would be here. Now since your here can you point me to the most powerful creature in this world so I can RULE WITH AN IRON FIST, and then I'll give you mercy of being my personal head polisher." At this point I started to cringe in anger and then I blurted out "IF YOU EVER HARM PRINCESS CELESTIA, SWEAR TO GOD I'LL RAM YOUR HEAD UP EGGMANS FAT LAYERS"!!! "Oh I see that you have somewhat of a love interest for this princess. I'll be back soon, but before I go I'll give you all a demonstration of what to expect." at that point he pointed his energy blaster and shot Iron armor and then went somewhere to plan his strategy "Iron are you alright?!?" one of the guards asked "I don't think I'm gonna make it , all I wish I could possibly do in my life was make a mare happy" at that point he passed on.
lLATER
"He's going to do what !?!" Luna asked in confusion. "I'm sorry but he plans to take over this world, and what I guess he will make everyone in the area into his personal slave". Well I knew we would have to fight, and I knew they didn't look like the fighting type but it had to be done "Well all I know is that he takes up to at least a month to plan so we have time to prepare for the day he attacks." Celestia then said "Agreed, starting next week we will have to prepare for this battle so everypony be prepared, we must defeat this threat".