You walk behind four other guards, wondering what assignment the princess wanted you to do. You wondered how your sleep schedule was going to change since you are going to be working for both the princess', and yet again bumped into another guard. He didn't say any thing though, all he did was frown and trotted ahead. Soon, you and four other guards stood next to Celestia as she stood under a large doorway.

"Before I leave you five to your posts, I would like to give you the tour of our castle." She said, smiling. She opens the door and leads you inside the large room, filled with spears, gold plated armor, and weights. You wondered why the princess would have weights in an armory room. Matter of fact, why is their a small bottle of foal oil on the top shelves, next to a teddy bear?

"This here is both your weight room, and your armory room, where you can hang your armor and personal belongs in your lockers." She said, smiling and trotting over to a door as tall as her. You all fallow her, looking around the new room. "This here is the shower room, whenever you would like to take a shower after, oh, lets say, wrestling, you can come in hear and relax." You noticed how she said wrestling in a weird voice, but you no longer thought about it and nodded your head. Princess Celestia closed her eyes and smiled, sniffing the air.

"Mmmm..I love the smell of... is that you?"

She opens her eyes and stares at you, making you wonder what you smelled like.

'Do I smell bad? I did take a shower today early this morning, and I am using that new shampoo, Mane and Shoulders.' You knew that Mane and Shoulders made you smell good, even made your mane all shiny and shit. 'She must be smelling something else in this shower room, it could be- Why is she staring at me like that?'

Princess Celestia was staring at you, eyes half closed and smiling. "You there, what shampoo are you using?" She asks opening her eyes fully. You tell her it's Mane and Shoulders, and she nods. "Hmmm, I see. Well, lets get going shall we?"

You all leave the shower room and the armory room, closing the door behind you. You're not sure why, but having the princess ask you about what shampoo you used made you feel a biut uncomfortable, and you move further away from Celestia when she trotted by you.

She noticed how you shifted to the side when she got near you, and smiled. You smiled back and kept trotting forward, keeping your eyes up front. Eventually, you, Celestia and the other guards stopped in front of another door. When she opens it, you were all greeted with beds of all sizes, all were bunk beds but you didn't care, you were just glad these beds looked cleaner and more comfortable than the ones back in boot camp.

"This here will be where you will sleep everyday and night when you are done with your shifts." Celestia said, smiling at the other guards. "Go ahead, have a look around." They all went inside the room, one by one until it was just you. You tried to walk in in, but the princess layed a hoof on your shoulder. "Except you, my little pony. I have a special room for you."

"A room to myself? That sounds great princess, but don't you think you should give one to one of the elite in stead of me?" You say, trying your best to sound as polite as you can be.

"You are very moddest, but a guard that signed up for both shifts should get their own room." She said, patting your back. "Besides, you will be working with me for three days and Princess Luna for four, which is very tiresome and a pony that works that many days needs a good sleeping pattern." She patted you on the lower back. which made you squirm a bit. She giggled, then returned to her normal posture. "Now come, I have your first assignment ready to go."

"But princess, what about the other guards?" She looks back into the room, then closes the door with the use of her horn. She nudges you with her wing, smiling.

"I will deal with them later, for now, let them enjoy their beds. Now come, I need you to help me with something."

The Canterlot Gardens is truly a beautiful sight to see. Woodlen critters play around the many statues that surround the garden, plants growing into pretty colors and shit. Pretty colors, yea, you like that shit don't ya?

Anyways, you and Princess Celestia stand at the entrance of the garden, looking at all of the plants. When she said you had your very first assignment, you were expecting some action, like fighting some bad guys, or rescue somepony in distress, not...not...

"I need you to find my dirty pussy!"

Yea...that.

You raised both brows, shocked, surprise and even stranger, a little turned on that the princess would say such a thing. You looked at her face, and she looked a little sad.

"Um...Princess, I'm not sure how to help you find your pussy-"

"Cat."

Woah. Backfire.

"...Cat?" You then gasped in realization, almost facehoofing in front of the princess. "OH! Cat. Yes, cat. Yes princess, I will help you find your cat. Mind if I ask what it looks like?"

"Well, she's white."

"...That is all?"

"Yes."

Nodding, you told the princess that you would find her cat, and ventured into the garden, looking for the royal pussy.

Author's Note

Yes, this does seemed a bit rushed, but hey, this is Molestia we're talking about. Hope you had a good laugh!