When You Give a Pony a Box of Plutonium...

Dear readers,

Greetings to you all! That's right, I am going to say hi to all three of you actually reading this!

First of all, welcome to my first fan-fic... ever. This is also my first foray into creative writing, so feel free to give constructive criticism (if you're going to say it sucks, at least tell me WHY it sucks). I will do my best to respond to any comments, questions, or concerns, though I can almost guarantee it won't be in a timely manner.

This started more-or-less as a stream of consciousness bit of writing (I tend to get "creative" at 4:00 AM), but got turned into a story as I started to like where the train of thought was headed. It's nice to write about something other than the interactions of molecules for a change.

If you are in anyway unsatisfied with this product, call my customer service hotline at 1-800-876-967, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly to give you a full refund on the purchase price of this story. In fact, I'll give you back double what you paid me for it.

Signed,
The Lord of Cheese
Lord Camembert