"Rarity?" Rainbow Dash's shoes appeared under the stall door. "I coulda sworn I just heard Applejack's voice coming from that stall."

"Applejack? No. Just me. As if I would share a stall with Applejack!"

Applejack snorted.

"There, you hear that!?" Rainbow Dash said. "That sounded like AJ. Are you sure she's not in there?"

"Rainbow Dash, this stall is so tiny that I can barely fit in here myself. Obviously, Applejack is not also in here. Why would she be? What conceivable reason could there be for the two of us to share a bathroom stall?"

"I don't know," Rainbow Dash said, her suspicion evident in her voice. "Maybe all the other stalls were full, and it was an emergency, so you guys decided to share."

"What an absurd idea!" Rarity gasped. "As if I would ever share a toilet. Defecation is an intensely private experience. Merely talking to you is quite awkward, let alone having someone else in the stall with me! No, I could never share it."

Applejack made a motion that approximated a shrug. Apparently sharing a stall wasn't a big deal if the other person was an article of clothing. Then again, it wasn't really sharing, per se. It wasn't like Applejack was pooping too. She didn't even know if she could poop. Or whether she could eat, for that matter. Did sentient panties ever need to use the restroom? It was a question that had baffled and perplexed absolutely no scholars since the history of time, as this particular situation had never arisen before.

"Yeah, but what if it was like a real emergency for both of you?" Rainbow Dash continued. "Like if you both had to take a dump so badly that whichever one of you didn't get in the stall wouldn't be able to hold it! You wouldn't make Applejack shit on the floor, would you?"

"Putting aside the fact that her... business would probably be contained to her pants and not reach the floor, I suppose you are right." Applejack detected a note of frustration in Rarity's voice. Probably because the hangover was finally wearing off and as a result she actually wanted to be done with this idiocy. Or she just wanted to get Rainbow Dash out of the bathroom before the second wave hit. Applejack hadn't ever shared a bathroom with Rarity, but she knew that when Rarity got the burrito poops, they always came in waves. "I suppose if such an extreme situation did arise, I might allow her to attempt to share. However, I must point out that this is not one of those cases. First of all, the other stalls are unoccupied, meaning that she could choose any of them that she wanted. Second, Applejack is most certainly not present in this bathroom in any capacity!"

"Alright, alright, I get it!" Rainbow Dash said, stunned by the sudden emphatic-ness of Rarity's voice. "I guess I just heard wrong or something. Do you have any idea where Applejack is? I haven't seen her since last night. You know, after Twilight's spell? I thought Twilight was gonna take her home."

"I... I wouldn't know." Rarity said. She shifted her body a little. Applejack guessed that the second wave was on its way. It wouldn't be pleasant, but at the moment she was more worried about the fact that she had slipped an inch or so closer to the floor. She used her limited range of movement to cling to Rarity's calves, and resumed listening to the conversation.

"But seriously, how hilarious was that? Why would Twilight even know a spell that does that? I wonder if she could turn Fluttershy into a bra or something."

"She- she likely picked it out of a book somewhere..." Rarity's voice was labored, as if holding back the inevitable was taking its toll. "You know Twilight. A-always reading."

"I mean, that was totally one of the funniest things that I've ever seen! And your reaction was even better!"

"M-my reaction!?" Rarity's voice was suddenly anxious. "I-I uh, I don't remember anything."

"Man, you must have been more smashed than I thought!" Rainbow Dash rapped her knuckles on the stall door. "When Pinkie put on the Applejack panties and did her booty dance, you laughed so hard that you pissed yourself!"

Applejack tried to bite her lip, but couldn't because she didn't have any. She was going to have words with Rarity. And Twilight. And especially Pinkie.

"I did no such thing!" Rarity snapped. "I already explained to you that I simply spilled my cider on myself!"

"Yeah, right. I might not be Applejack, but I can tell the difference between pee and apple cider, even if they are the same color!"

"Rainbow Dash, please, the alcohol must be affecting your memory! I did not do any such thing."

Rainbow suppressed a chuckle. "Fine, don't believe me. Ask Pinkie or Fluttershy about it. And I'm pretty sure you're the one who's havin' memory issues. You must have had twice as much cider as I did! I mean, I couldn't drink too much. I have training to do."

"R-right," Rarity all but growled.

"But seriously, you're a hilarious drunk! You should get smashed more often."

Rarity clutched her stomach and gritted her teeth. "Rainbow, you'd better be going."

"Sorry, sorry. I couldn't resist."

"No, I mean..." Rarity's stomach gurgled audibly. "I you should probably... get out... of the..."

The second wave hit, so hard that it almost lifted Rarity off of the toilet seat. Rainbow Dash made a gurgling sound.

"Holy shit, Rarity. I knew you liked burritos, but damn. I'll see you later."

Applejack wriggled around Rarity's ankles. She didn't have a nose, but somehow she could suffer the full weight of the foul stench that emanated from Rarity's behind. It was only by the intervention of some sort of magic that the toilet hadn't melted into a slurry of acidic death. She had to cover something that would deaden the sensation that her not-nose was perceiving. It failed. In fact, the only thing she succeeded in doing was losing her grip on Rarity's legs. She gasped as she realized that she was sliding towards the floor. She tried to regain her grip, but it was too late. As the tip of her... bottom part brushed the tile, a shutter ran through her. The floor was sticky.

"That's just disgustin'!" She immediately clamped her mouth shut, but it was too late. Rainbow Dash stopped halfway out the door and turned around. "Okay, now I know I heard that."

"What? No!" Rarity made a shooing motion, even though Rainbow Dash couldn't see her. "You heard nothing!"

"Come on, Rarity, I heard that clear as day. And I know you did, too. You aren't deaf."

"Well, you must be mistaken," Rarity said. "Perhaps there is something wrong with your- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

She nearly jumped off the toilet as Rainbow Dash's head emerged from beneath the stall door.

"Aha!" Rainbow Dash's face was right in front of Applejack. Applejack had the feeling that she would be blushing if she had any blood vessels. "So I guess Twilight's spell didn't wear off yet."

"No. No it didn't," Applejack said with a sigh. "I woke up this mornin' at Rarity's and she was so hungover that she thought it would be a good idea to put me on."

Rainbow Dash looked up. "Really, Rarity? How much did you drink?"

"Shut up!" Rarity barked. "And get out of my stall!" She made a weak kick at Rainbow Dash's head and Dash darted out.

"This is all your fault, ya know!" Applejack grumbled. "Why'd you have to go and get Twilight to turn me into these things!? Rarity ended up takin' me home, and she was so hungover she thought that wearin' me would be a good idea!"

"Oh wow!" Rainbow Dash giggled. "You need to get drunk more often! This is hilarious!"

"No, it ain't!" Applejack grumbled. "Next time I oughta convince Twilight to turn you into a bra or somethin'."

Rainbow Dash shrugged, even though neither Rarity nor Applejack could see her. "Hey, if that means I get to hang on Rarity's tits all day, that would be fine with me!"

"W-what!?" Rarity gasped. She was very proud of her breasts, of course, but it wasn't often she heard them referred to in such crude terms.

"What's it like being panties on Rarity, anyway?" Dash asked. "Does she shave?"

"Rainbow Dash, my personal grooming is none of your business!"

"She trims," Applejack said, "and styles. It's kinda ticklish."

"Applejack!" Rarity gasped.

"What? Why would you go to the trouble of makin' your pubes all pretty if nobody's ever gonna see them anyway?"

"It's the principal of the matter!"

"I really shouldn't be surprised," Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle. "So how do you like being pressed up against Rarity's crotch all day, anyway?"

"Honestly, it's not that bad. It's kinda weird not having a body, but on the upside I get to grab Rarity's ass all day, so it's a fair tradeoff."

"Applejack, please!" Applejack wished she could see Rarity's face. She was obviously blushing, but Applejack wanted to know if Rarity's eyebrow was twitching. It was. "Can the two of you please stop discussing my... attributes? I'm quite flattered, but this really is rather awkward. Not to mention that I have... uh... business to take care of, and I'd prefer to not have to deal with the two of you going on about me."

"Fine. I'll wait outside for you, then. It kinda stinks in here anyway."

"Just so you know, it was like that before I came in!"

"Whatever you say, Rarity." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and sauntered out of the bathroom.

"Well, that was thoroughly embarrassing," Rarity grumbled. "Did you really have to encourage her?"

"Hey, if you woulda taken me right to Twilight instead of puttin' me on, this wouldn't have happened. After you finish cleanin' your ass, we're headin' over to the library and I'm gettin' turned back into a girl."

"I thought you liked being wrapped around my sensuous figure."

"I like havin' arms and legs a bit more. Bein' able to grab your butt would be a lot better if I had hands.

The toilet paper roll clattered. "This is absurd," Rarity said.

"What, me wanting to grope you?"

"No. Whoever put this toilet paper here has it hanging behind the back of the roll rather than over the top! Atrocious." Rarity shifted on the toilet as she all-too-carefully folded a few squares of toilet paper. She slid it gently under herself, being exceedingly careful not to touch the seat. She wiped. "Oh my, this may take a while."

Applejack groaned. "You had better do a damn good job up there. Seriously, I want your butt to be clean enough to eat off of. Not that I want to eat off of your behind. That would be kinda creepy."

"Rest assured that I will do a perfectly fine job of cleaning myself. I must admit that this is not the first time that this has happened."

"I'm just sayin', I'm literally right up against your butthole. I want to make sure that it's totally poop-free before I get smooshed against it! I like your butt, but not if it's got poop on it."

"Just trust me, will you? I promise you, we will not leave this bathroom until my behind is every bit as clean as the rest of me!"

"Alright, then. Just be warned, if I get even a trace of your shit on me, I'll squeeze you so hard you'll scream!"

Ten minutes later, Rarity emerged, and walked quickly through the restaurant, and toward Rainbow Dash, who was waiting by the entrance, helping herself to the free chips and salsa. She looked up to see Rarity speedwalking toward her. And then Rarity strode past her and out the door. Rainbow crammed a final chip in her mouth and started off after her.

"Wow, AJ must really have you in a rush to see Twilight, huh?"

"No, I just... needed to get out of the restaurant as soon as possible."

"Why, you bounce a check or something?"

"No."

"Than what?"

Rarity snorted and blushed. "I clogged the toilet. Again."

Rainbow Dash did her best to stifle her grin, but failed miserably. She opened her mouth to make a snide comment, but never got the chance.

"Don't even say it," Rarity said. "Let's just get to the library."

Author's Note

Apologies for taking so freaking long to update. I wasn't really sure where to go with it and decided to wait until I thought of something. Hopefully it won't be as long for the next chapter. Also, sorry about the density of toilet humor in this chapter. I don't usually go for that kind of thing, but I couldn't let the situation pass without playing with it a little.