
It’s Hard Loving a Purple Pony
If I stay in my house, I can't see Twilight. If I can’t see Twilight, she can't talk to me. If she can't talk to me then she can't dump me. If she can't dump me then Twilight Sparkle will be my marefriend forever.
If I stay in my house, I can't see Twilight. If I can’t see Twilight, she can't talk to me. If she can't talk to me then she can't dump me. If she can't dump me then Twilight Sparkle will be my marefriend forever.
Now I am finding that while I might love Twilight, some aspects of our relationship are hard. Mostly the "I'm a human and shes a pony thing".
This is the story of the many problems we face, how we overcome them, and how they hopefully strengthen us for the future.


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