Author's Note

ok

now this is epic

ben shapiro taught me to turn liberal blood into literature

epic

(p.s: i haven't posted on here in like four years or something, why the fuck are you still here)

epic gamer moment

"Once apon a time, in a server far far quite close to my PC away, there lived a thing"

"It was named....Thunder Mustang"

"Mustang had something others didnt"

"Sentry wings"

"He could sentry jump across any map with ease"

"Then hurr durr spy sapped his wings"

"He fell down, down into gravel pit"

"And by no coinsodence, he captured the last point and won the game"

"Blu team was happy"

"Pyro rapped him"
*bad speling

Then he told medic how he was beaten by his parents"

And how the engie fixed his wings"

Then he pulled out his dispencer dick"

And healed the scout who was burning"

Because pyro's sexxxxxews is on fire"

Then....spider man out of fucking nowhere"

Mustang and spidy battled"

It took hours but Mustang won by slapping spidy to death"

McShooty stood in the corner, shaking from fright, say "wtf is this shit"

Colgate shot him and the he sed colgate angrily but no one cared because Mustang was being cool by sentry jumping as the engie removed the sappers

Luckily the sappers were not red-tape recorders or he would be a little...under size

Unfortuantly the story ends there as Colgate (who is writing this shit) has to save mcshooty's dignity
which has fallen below gravelk pit

and below Mustang's exelent sentry jumping

Mustang gets married to Luna, lots o babies.......... THE END"

I wanted to pretend to be yiff
but then
i became yiff
but then the great thunder mustang
CAME DOWN FROM THE PEAR LANDS!
To deliever the great golden pear which would appeise the Chop gods
Unfortuantly the chop gods only wanted their shitty splash damage waifoos who are only apples
so thunder mustang had to go get the mighty gods of the mlg swagnamite
Known as
PepiMcFlutterbutterFucker
Pepi, whom has the flame thrower stuck between his sexual fetishes and his desire to not be a kinky little shit, had to fight off Guru's obsessions with the shreks of the night
cuz wen it niht it dangerousss
So the shrektington village residents came down from the fucking clouds of guru's dick to destroy the mess in the head barut, who was fucking pepi's sub waifu
But senpai mjr was here to summon the stiky cum balls to BOOOM inside le ebin rainbow dash le XDDDDDDDDDDD
But the cum dumpster was too full for the amount of secret clopping the mjr did at night
Moon: with his pear shaped fleshlight
Moon: So chop had to use the rocket penis to show the pilgrims of the Pube the way to the Pube
Moon: Because the Pube cannot be found when he is in the hair saloon
For he is...
Pubeless
Unfortuantly gaben used his steam sales to wipe clean the whole planet and every one is die and you hear the angry solly main noises as he is beaten by the bestest of the bestest 12 year olds
Then everything was lovely once again.
Then we went home.