I told you to go right

Not even 2 hours after I spoke with Princess Luna, there was knock at the door. I groaned, picked myself up off the couch, and answered. As the door creaked open, I knew immediately who it was; Luna. The blue flowing mane came into view as the door cracked open, and the moment I saw her face I nearly had a heart attack. She was blushing, levitating a note, and in her mouth, she was holding a rose. A FUCKING ROSE. Avoiding a nosebleed, I straightened up, and cleared my throat.
"Uh, P-Princess," I greeted as I stuttered, "W-What, uh, can I-I do for you?"
"I'm inviting you three to dinner!" she said happily, eyes closed and voice muffled by the flower in her teeth. "I brought the rose because it's friendly, and this is a friendly invitation!"
"Errr..." I replied, raising an eyebrow. I looked back at the other two, who simply shrugged. "...OK?"
"Good!" Luna replied, smiling. "I shall see you at 7:00! Oh, this note is for your convenience." The princess levitated the note over to me, before placing it on my snout. "Goodbye!" And with that, the door was shut.
"Ok, I think she drank something." I finally said, before removing the note from my snout. I unfolded it, and began to read aloud.
To Thunder Mustang, Thunderlane, and Inferno Cloud,
You may have noticed the fact that in the wardrobe there are 3 ties. Each one is for each of you, so that you might look your finest for dinner tonight. The meal is due to consist of salad for a starter, and, from what I hear, Thunder and Inferno, you shall be eating like Griffons. As we are aware, you come from a dimension where your race eats meat. Luckily, you ended up in a dimension where ANOTHER race eats meat, and is willing to cook for you.
Not wishing to sound creepy, but I can read your thoughts on this.
Princess Luna.
(P.S: Thunder, stop imagining me wearing lingerie. I am beginning to think you love me or something. Not that I love you, I like you as a friend, but not love you. I mean, you're a fine stallion, but just...yeah.)
"Right." Inferno groaned. "Ties? Wardrobe? What?" With this in mind, all three of us began to look around for the wardrobe of ties. Finally, Thunderlane yelled in happiness.
"Got 'em!" he called from inside a walk-in wardrobe. He came out carrying 3 ties in his mouth, which he dropped on the sofa. Each was a simple affair; black, white collar. That's it.
"Why do i feel like she's put some mind-control spell on these or something?" Inferno finally said after tentatively poking the fabric with a hoof. When he didn't end up entranced, all 3 of us nodded. Cautiously, we put them on. I looked rather fetching for a blue Pegasus wearing a black tie; contrasted well with the gold in my mane.
"Well, we're not frickin' zombies." Thunderlane scoffed.
"We'll know if we're entranced if we find ourselves as her sex slaves or something." I replied calmly. "Anyway, what do you think that rose was for?" Inferno and Thunderlane looked at each other before simultaneously speaking.
"Because she's in love with you."
"What?" I asked. "No."
"Yep." Thunderlane sniggered. "I saw her staring at your flanks lovingly when we first saw her. I swear she looked like some kind of poor, needy, lusting bi-"
"Don't even say it." I cut in. "Utter one more syllable and she'll rape you in your dreams."
"Not rape if you enjoy it." Inferno replied. "Like picture this; remember that Fleur de Lis chick? The one that winked at us when she walked past in the street earlier?"
"No, you two went in the street. Not me. But yeah, go on. She's the one with the pink mane, fantastic flanks, constant bedroom eyes, and Captain Scarlett's voice, ya?"
"Yep." They both replied.
"Anyway, imagine standing in a dark alley, then she jumps you, ties you up, and takes you home. Then, she tells you to turn around as she-"
"YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT." I sharply cut in, raising a hoof.
"Whatever. Something with her wouldn't be rape: you'd enjoy it." Inferno finished.
"Fucking genius explanation." I gasped. "But she can probably hear what you just said. She's next door."
"She won't hear us." Thunderlane snorted. "Bet you could kill Terramorphus in here and she wouldn't even wake up from her beauty sleep." Suddenly, a voice came through the wall.
"~~Kill Harry Potter...~~I can hear you three, you know."
"I bet you can." I yelled back.
"Need I tell you, Thunderlane and Inferno Cloud, you may be woken up by the sound of Thunder having a wet dream tonight..." she giggled.
"You wouldn't..." I growled.
"I can, and I will. Watch, I can do it now!" The voice went quiet. Suddenly, my vision flashed with Princess Luna's cutie mark, and an overwhelmingly powerful wave of pleasure surged through my body.
"Guuuhh!" I exclaimed loudly as my entire body tensed. "Jesus...what the he-" Another wave, this time stronger. I nearly passed out.
"Aaah, I think he's had enough of your charm, princess." Thunderlane laughed through the door. The pleasure stopped. I shakily got to my hooves, feeling incredibly groggy.
"S-S-S-S-Screw...y-y-y-you..." I whimpered.
"Told you."
"F-Fuck y-you...nnff..." I groaned.
"You two have been warned: I can wreak havoc in such limited minds."
"Shut u-up."
"Is that the summons for round 2?"
"NO NO NO NO. IT WASN'T. NO. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND AWESOME AND BEST PRINCESS PLEASE STOP TROLLING-" I trailed on for a good ten minutes like that. Now I look back at it, I think she was listening for the 'L' word:
Lesbians.