I told you to go right

"Yes," Colgate said as we went down the empty streets. I didn't even bother putting on Dok's wings, and I hadn't needed to for a while, so those were folded up in my drobe of war. I'm still amazed she wasn't cold, but it's Colgate, so I didn't ask. But unfortunately, she was asking. About my eye. "But that still doesn't answer my question. What happened with your eye?"

"That's something I'd rather keep private." I muttered as we headed towards out usual coffee shop. I was still amazed she hadn't noticed my Eyelander on my ba-

"Thunder, is that a sword?!" Colgate gasped, tugging me down so she could look at the weapon. I was helpless against how adorable she looked when interested in a things. Her eyes were wide and she was running her hooves down the shaft of the blade. The thing I felt uncomfortable with was the fact that she had missed the blade when she was rubbing it, and started running a hoof down my wingbase, and I tried to conceal the pleasure that such an impromptu massage was bringing. She wasn't showing any signs of stopping; instead, she opted to continue, but faster. That's when I knew she meant it.

"You like that?" she giggled, blushing slightly. I moved my head back as she moved to my neck, giving a neck massage too. "Come back to my Hotel, Thunder. Think of this massage as a 'thanks for saving Canterlot' gift from me and the girls." 'And the girls?' There's several of them?

"B-But..." I groaned. "...I-I already have LunaaaAAAAHHHhhhh..."

"Oh, come on, Thunder." she giggled as I followed her in a different route to her hotel. "Loosen up! You're so serious recently!"

"Well, I have things to be serious about." I sighed in reply.

"Like blowing up Changelings with a grenade launcher, then decapitating one like you did last night?" How does she know that? "That doesn't seem serious, especially when you began laughing at Varkid's corpse."

"Who's Varkid?" I asked. Colgate froze.

"Umm, a Changeling. I, uh, heard about him."

"Where?"

"In Equestria Daily."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"What section, page, and issue?"

"Ermm, blue section...4...issue 100?"

"Where's Colgate?"

"I'm right here."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Then how come your eyes are glowing greener?"

"Uh..." I didn't give it the chance to drop its disguise. I drew the Eyelander, and used the force from pulling it out to lop 'Colgate's' head off. It dropped to the floor, and the chitin-crafted image of a Changeling came into view. As I went to put the Eyelander away, I couldn't help but feel more powerful.

I left the dead Changeling on the floor and went back to the castle.

"Thunder," Celestia asked at breakfast. "What's up with your eyes?" I blinked.

"My eyes?" I asked, putting some toast in my mouth.

"Yes." Luna replied, leaning over the table slightly. "They're...glowing."

"It's probably nothing. Maybe an eye infection or something. I dunno. But who cares, they're glowing, and that's cool." I answered. Just then, there was a voice.

Thunder.

Yes, sexy?

This guy...this 'DeGroot', he calls himself, he's getting stronger. He's hooking up his power with you. I think you have a friend.

Good. Mr Degroot, how will my rewards stack up?

The more heads the blade removes, the more powerful I become. In return for the power you're helping to grant me, I grant you abilities. At head one, I bestow upon ye disguise vision, and Changeling disguises become less effective. At head two, you are granted the power of fear induction to those who mean your mind, body, and soul harm. At head three, thou may cause a Unicorn's spells to become nearly null, giving you the advantage with which to remove their heads. Upon reaching head 4, I will cast ye into a world in which the women and mares are more open to your suggestions. On head 5, I shall summon defensive plating to protect against imminent damage. And upon head 6, ye shall be a near god, able to overcome the mightiest foes...just keep taking heads for thine powers to open...heeeeeaaaadssss...

...

...

...well.

Hmm. That was weird in a cool way.

Yup. I think I'm on 2 heads right now. Both Changelings.

Don't tell the Princesses.

I heard.

As did I.

Whelp, shit. I'm probably going to pleasure myself for a while, so you have fun explaining how you're now possessed by an evil spirit.

Oh come on, Nightmare...don't be a sexy, kinky little bitch...

I will be tonight.

Rawr.

Celestia, shut up.

That's MISTRESS Celestia. We had a deal all those months ago, and you still haven't fulfilled it, so therefore, I am still your Mistress.

WHAT?! I DID THE DEAL, I'M WITH LULU! WHAT DID I MISS?!

My massage. You know, the one where you'd have to knead all my tensions away with your hooves...

Shut up, you're making it sound like I'd enjoy having to massage your butt.

If your friend Ebony is willing to lick it, kiss it, press his face into it, and worship it, you'll have no problem with me.

I bloody will.

You just admitted it: You'd enjoy touching my flanks.

Go to hell, and tell the Devil I'm coming for him next.

What if we swap lovers for a day or two?

Well, that'd work. Ebony's open for it, you're open for it, and it gives Thunder an excuse to ravage me.

ADMIN: Celestia was kicked from the chat. Reason: "Fuck off and take your sexually attractive ass with you."