What You Wish For 3: The Book of Earth Pony
Chapter 4: That Was Fast
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAlex stood next to Mike who was sitting in his wheelchair, the two of them watching as the ponies they would be travelling with said goodbye to their friends. As Lyra hugged Bon-Bon she said to Alex, “Cant Bons come along?”
Alex shook his head as he said, “Sorry, its already dangerous enough with two Equestrians coming along, I can’t risk having any more in danger.”
Fluttershy looked up at Alex as she said in her sweet voice, “Actually, remember when I told you I learned self defense? Well that means I can take care of myself, for the most part, besides Bon-Bon is a pretty safe girl.”
Bon-Bon nodded her head as she said, “I always miss out on the action, I want some adventure in my life darn it!”
Alex motioned for her to calm down as he said, “Alright, alright, let’s get you ponies turned into humans.”
Alex then closed his eyes, he focused on what he wanted to accomplish as he loudly snapped his fingers. Through his eyelids he could see a flash of bright orange light quickly appear and disappear. When he opened his eyes, he was staring at three naked women in front of him. He quickly closed his eyes as he said loudly, “Rarity get these girls some clothes please.” Another flash of blue light later the girls were dressed in (insert current trend here). Alex walked up to the three new humans as he said, “Alright, remember your human names because they will be the most important thing you need to know. Lyra, you are Laura Heartstrings once again. Fluttershy, you are Flora Shine once more. As for you, Bon-Bon…” Alex thought for a couple of seconds before jumping up and down as he said, “Be Jane Bon! Be Jane Bon! That’ll be so cool!” Alex watched as she laughed a bit and nodded her head.
When the laughing was done, Alex turned to Mike and extended his hand while saying, “Hand me one of your guns.”
Mike raised an eyebrow as he said, “Dude, you have magic.”
Alex shook his head as he said with an understanding look, “It’s for you, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to do with it.” With that Mike pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun from his bag at his side and handed it to Alex. Alex picked it up before making it float in front of him, after a couple of seconds of suspension the shotgun was instantly disassembled into separate pieces before they began to spin around. Mike watched in curiosity as the pieces began to rearrange themselves into a new formation, soon they had taken on a new shape looking like it was made to fit around an arm snug. Alex floated the new device towards him as he said, “This is a perfectly concealable shotgun that will attach to your arm. Wear it and with a few spells of mine it will disappear when you want it to and cannot be felt in a pat down. To fire you simply punch the target, the design allows the shot to muffle thanks to the body in front of it making it a stealth weapon.”
Mike quickly strapped it on as he said, “Dude, that’s awesome.”
As Mike was about to say goodbye, Pinkie jumped onto his lap as she said with a hug, “I know you might be gone for a second or two, but I know that I will be gone for a few days in your eyes. Please be safe and come back to Pinkie Winkie!”
Mike tussled her mane as he said with a laugh, “Girl my word is da bomb, when I make a promise I will keep it.”
As Mike finally wheeled himself into the middle of the group, Alex waved goodbye as he said, “Be back in an instant.” As the other ponies who would not be coming along waved goodbye, Alex’s eyes lit up before he shouted, “Oh god this hurts! Ah my eyes burn every time this happens!” The orange light quickly filled the room as a blast was heard. When the whole spectacle was over, Twilight looked at the emptier library as she counted to herself. As she quickly reached 16 seconds a bright flash of orange light filled the room once more from outside. The Princess of the night was the first to spot Alex emerge from the smoke.
As Twilight approached Alex she said in awe, “Wow what happened to you?”
Alex turned to look at the group, he then remembered that he left this universe looking completely different. He looked at Mike who was now in a large mechanical suit, his feet thundering against the ground every step he took. He looked over at Lyra to see that the unicorn and her girlfriend were both wearing armored military outfits, the US and Canadian flags all over the chest. Fluttershy was wearing an orange jumpsuit still as she blushed brightly as she brushed her hair from her eyes with her hands. Alex looked back at himself and realized it must have been odd to see them with his hair completely shaven off. Alex smiled as he said, “A lot of crazy crap happened on Earth, but we got the blueprints for everything from A to (Insert new alphabet symbol here).” Alex pulled from Mike’s new bag a bunch of blue papers and handed them to Twilight.
As Twilight brought them inside, Pinkie bounced up as she said, “Holy Moly, tell us how you got that suit, Mikey Wikey!”
Alex picked her up and gently tossed her into Mike’s gentle arms as he said, “Let’s get inside and I’ll tell you absolutely everything.”
Fluttershy tapped his shoulder as she said, “Not everything right?”
Alex quickly turned tomato red as he said, “Yeah, 98.532% of the story then.”
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So before everyone rages about this short chapter keep in mind that this was from one perspective, and one that isn't often chosen in these time skewing adventures. For example: imagine how short back to the future would have been if they showed it from Doc's perspective instead of Marty's. It would be this: Doc gets shot a few seconds before the Delaurien disappears, Suddenly Marty appears at his side and Doc says, "I read your letter." The End.
So yeah, this was done mainly because of My exam poop, I spent most of my week playing X-Bo... err studying... i was studying really hard and barely had time to focus on anything else
Also the perspective that would be more preferred will be shown in the next chapter so stay tuned.
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