Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus
Requiem for the Sweet Lover
Previous ChapterNext ChapterBon Bon wakes to phone.
Where is Lyra? Not in bed.
Bon has bad feeling.
Ring again. Pick up.
"Hello? Bon Bon Heartstrings here."
"Hello, police here.
We need you to come.
Body to identify.
We think it's Lyra."
Bon Bon goes to morgue.
Her tummy is filled with fear.
Could it really be?
She cries when she sees.
It's Lyra with hole in head.
"Why?! Why, Lyra?! Why?"
Gilda, Derp there too.
"There were lots of drugs in them.
We think drug orgy.
They thought gun was cock,
tried to sex it and suck it,"
Police pony says.
Bon sadly go home.
They bought the house together.
They were so in love.
Bon Bon go upstairs.
Can't do anything but lie.
Can sleep stop the pain?
But someone in bedroom!
Bon Bon screams! It is an orc!
Orc with knife lunges!
"Die, you pony bitch!"
Orc screams with sadistic joy.
Bon Bon, no! Don't die!
She ducks between legs.
Orc assassin trips, falls down.
Cock lands on his knife.
"EEEAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH GONNA FUCK YOU!
I'M GONNA SHOVE MY HAND IN,
AND PLAY WITH YOUR ASS!"
The orc is mad now.
Murder-rape is on his mind.
He gets up again.
He thrusts, this time true.
Bon Bon can't dodge. It's too close!
Crash! Window opens!
Black robed pone jumps in,
karate kicks orc's knife hand!
Orc screams as hand breaks.
Black Robe bucks in crotch.
Injured junk explodes in blood.
Orc dies of heart fail.
Bon Bon lets out breath
She barely escaped from death.
BUT WHO IS BLACK ROBE?!
