Ponyville: Tangled Hearts - A Story in Haikus

Black robed pony speaks.
"Sinister forces work here."
Bon Bon gasps suprise.

"Who are you, pony?"
"I know about Lyra's death.
A dark force took her."

"Drugs? Yes, I know that."
Robed pony shakes its robed head.
"No. Pinkamena."

Bon Bon disbelieves.
"Gilda was working for evil,"
Dark pony explains.

"Where did she get drugs?
From the evil Pinkie Pie!
She wants to end love."

"Lyra... Her death was..."
"Yes, all part of villian plot.
Perfect set up kills.

Gilda, Lyra, Derp.
All set up for suicide.
Drugs put there to kill.

Pink bribed social guy.
He took Dink baby from Derp.
Then gave Gilda drugs.

Pink knew Derp would derp.
All three get high, kill themselves,
leave no evidence."

Bon Bon head spinning.
Black pone might be bad guy too
How can she trust it?

"Who are you, Black Robe?"
Bon Bon demands. She grabs hood.
Rarity! But how?

Back in the bathroom,
she dodged the big explosion.
Faked death to escape.

"I swore to avenge.
My fault Rainbow was murdered.
I must stop evil!"

Guilty from Dash death,
she is dark, brooding hero.
Much like the Batman.

"Please, Bon Bon. Help me.
I cannot stop Pink alone.
She has Satan eyes."

Bon Bon burning rage.
Pink killed her Lyra-Wyra.
Time to get payback.