My new life... HAS PONIES?!

“Hello. Who are you?” she asked extending her right forearm. “Sorry, but I am not in the mood to answer that question. Although I am interested to know who you are” I said shaking her hoof. “I am princess mi amore cadenza” she said walking over to the princesses “if you two, gentlecolts, would excuse us we will make preparations.” I looked at shining and chuckled. “What?” he asked.

“Is she your marefriend, wife, or what?” I asked siting down in a chair next to me. “Try fiancée” he said with a sly smirk. “Damn. When’s the wedding?” I asked looking down the sights of my gun. “What’s today? Monday… Ugh… it’s Wednesday” he said sitting next to me. “Well, you know what happens now right?” I asked leaning in on him.

“What?” he asked a little worried. “It is time for your bachelor party” I said jumping out of my seat. He raised an eyebrow totally confused by the concept. *Sigh* “come with me” I said opening the door I previously entered. We walked out of the castle grounds and started looking around.

“Where are you taking me?” he wined. I pointed up to a sign that said “XXX LIVE MARES XXX.” “I knew a town like this would have one” I laughed. He looked down and shook his saying “I love you, man.” We entered and all around were some mares in bikinis and some with nothing.

Mares dance in front of stallions. Mares spin and slide on poles. And they pass out food and drinks with the tightest bit of clothing on. Of course being human and all it felt weird looking at them in sexy clothes, but hey it wasn’t my party. We sat down at one of the dance poles and the lights dimmed.

A female voice spoke from the speakers saying “guys we have me and the girls have a special treat for you…” I stood from my seat and headed to the bar. “… You love her, she is the best around. Butter-pink!” at this point I was sitting at the

counter and ordered a jack denial. The mare slid the mug down to me and I caught it. I raised it up to my lips, tuned around the drink still pouring on my Tung. I could hear multiple colts scream and shout as my guess was that butter-pink started to do her job.

I lowered the mug to see the mother of a newborn colt shaking her flank in shining armors face as others tossed their money at her. After spiting the alcohol out of my mouth I yelled “FLUTTERSHY!?” She stopped and shot her eyesight towered me. Her eyes widened and she leaped pack up to the pole stand and ran back behind the curtains. I leaped up from my seat and ran up the stairs.

I was stopped by the bouncer before I could reach the curtains “where do you think you’re going?” I pointed the barrel of the gun at him and threatened “move it or I’ll fire this off on your sternum!” With a nervous smile he backed away and I passed behind the stage. I entered a room that occupied mares applying makeup and slipping into, what I thought of, slutty dresses. They all stared at me for several seconds before running out of the room screaming.

The room was quiet until a silent cry’s came from the very back. It became louder as I walked towered it. I turned the corner to see fluttershy on a couch wiping the running mascara off her damp face. I sat next to her only to have her move scoot away. *Sigh* “what are you doing here?” I asked resting my weapon next to me.

“I- it- it’s my pa-*sniff* part time j- job” she said facing me. “How long have you been doing this?” I asked resting my arm behind her. “Two days after my baby’s birth” she answered blowing her nose into a tissue. “Why?” I asked as she threw the tissue into the trash can next to us. “The hours are good, I get paid very well, and it was the only place that was hiring” she stated resting her head on my chest.

We were interrupted by a light purple stallion. “WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!” he screamed in my face. Wiping his spit of my cheek I stood up, grabbed him by his coat, and said “fluttershy will not be preforming any more shows.” I let him lose and he said “oh yeah, says who?” I grabbed my gun and shoved it in his mouth “me and Tommy.”

The look on his face said that he didn’t want to piss me off any further. “Err fay, err fay!” he screamed. “What?” I asked removing the barrel from his mouth. “Ok, ok! *huff* She can leave” he said falling backwards. “C’mon” I said to fluttershy wrapping the gun around me.

On the way out I grabbed shining and pushed him out the door. “Hey, what gives?” he asked. “Go back to the castle. I need to have a talk with butter-pink” I said shoeing him off.  He did so and I faced fluttershy and said “why didn’t you tell me you needed money?” “I didn’t want to be a burden” she said looking at the ground.

“Fluttershy, to me, you would never be a burden. Here take these” I said hugging her and placing two, of the three, pouches of gold bits in her hoof. “R-really?” she said staring at them. I nodded my head. She began to tear up again before hugging and what she did next made my eyes pop out of their sockets. We were eye level and she leaned in on me.

I tried to stop her before it was too late, but my heart wouldn’t let me. I followed her movements and my lips made contact with hers. My heart pumped like a bat out of hell until she broke the connection. For several seconds we stared into each other’s eyes. My mind was telling me that what I did was wrong, but my heart told me that it wanted more.