Author's Note

Sorry for the wait. RL stuff happened.

The P Co is gone as well, so my collab with him is on Hiatus until further notice.

Enjoy.

Gersch

New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

Pinkie Pie literally hopped all over the place, trying to avoid the undead at every turn.

"RAGH, I'M DOWN!!!" Dempsey screamed out.

"Hold on Tank!" Pinkie yelled out as she pounced onto the marine, took out his syringe and injected Dempsey with the strange liquid.

"Thanks Pinkie. Nikolai, you should've watched my ass, because this was your fault!"

"Sorry Dempsey, I was saving moon pony. She also told me that moon is not made of cheese, but I do not believe her."

"Vhat a ridiculous idea. Ze moon, made of cheese. It's absurd." Richtofen said as he curbstomped a zombie with his boot repeatedly.

"Fuck you, Richtofen."

"I vouldn't mind really, haha!"

Takeo decided to try out his Gersch Device, and threw the object at a large group of zombies.

A black hole appeared, as the undead were drawn in, and killed by the light eating object.

"HAH! It's... beautiful!" Richtofen could've cried, but he didn't.

"My word, the power behind this weapon!" Takeo looked at the remaining two Gersch Devices he had, and kept a stoic look.

My device, use it to bring the generator to the Casimir Mechanism. HURRY!!!

"How do we activate this mechanism?" Rarity asked Gersch.

...

"He ain't speaking. He expects us to figure every fucking thing ourselves." Dempsey said with a sour look on his face.

"Perhaps that generator by that PhD Flopper thingy might have something to do with it." Nikolai said with surprising clarity, making almost everyone look at him with shock.

"What?" Nikolai took a drink as he saw the stares at him.

"Nikolai, did you actually say something smart for once?" Twilight asked incredulously.

"What, can't Nikolai do something smart for once?"

"Imma go over there, smash my head against the wall for a few minutes to see if I'm not dreaming, then scream loudly if I'm not." Rainbow Dash said as she trotted calmly to the wall.

"Regardless, Nikolai actually might have a point. Takeo, can you use your device to get that... thing to where it needs to be?" Celestia asked.

"Yes, of course."

"YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Wow, she is scared." Nikolai said.

Takeo ignored the Russian as he threw the black hole device at the generator. A black hole sucked the equipment in, and a loud beep called out.

"You've done it! Now, it needs as much power as possible. Hurry, she's getting nearer!"

"How do we use this thingy get as much power as possible?" Applejack asked.

"Hmm, I suppose ve should check ze gate near ze spinning zing." Richtofen guessed. "Dempshey, go open ze gate."

"Why me?"

"Because you're richer."

"..." Dempsey shook his head, and soon the group opened the gates leading up to a junkyard of some sort.

"Well this is a... is that a lander dock?" Dempsey pointed at the docking bay for the lunar lander.

"It is. UGH!!!" Nikolai activated the device, letting the lunar lander fly towards the group.

"You don't like flying, don't you?" Luna remarked.

"No. Is why I didn't join air force."

"Humans have an air force?" Twilight asked.

"Ja! It started vith ze bi-plane!"

Another loud beep rang out.

Node One, activated!

"Made in America." Dempsey spoke up.

"Shut up, American!"

"No, you shut up!"

"Both of you, imbeciles! Shut up!" Takeo screamed, right before clonking the two's heads together, earning an unsure look from Fluttershy.

"What the hell, Tak?"

"Quiet, you stupid American. Rook!"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

"Eh, Takeo has good point. Onto lunar lander thingy!" Nikolai got on top of the lander, with the others quickly following suit. The lander took off.

"Oh, I feel sick." Nikolai gagged.

"Wait, what was the point of going there?" Rarity asked.

"There was a thing of some kind in the corner. I pushed one button, and poof, something about a Node." Takeo explained as the Lander landed in the centrifuge room.

"Hey, is that a rocket?" Dempsey pointed at the icon near them.

"Und ze green... Ja, zis must be ze fuel level! Ve must refuel ze rocket!" Richtofen proclaimed.

"Uh, why?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Uh, to fire it into ze sky, duh!"

"It's a third of the way there! There must be two more!" Luna guessed.

"Because most good things come in threes, like my third wife... she was good with her three-"

"Nikolai, no more innuendos, or I swear, I'll commit murder!" Rarity screeched.

"I'rr help dispose of the body." Takeo added.

"Wow, you guys are dicks." Nikolai looked with disapproval.

"Where the hell's the Juggernog?" Dempsey asked as the group went to where the power switch was.

"Let's look around. Ve can find it vhile ve search for ze ozzer landing ports."

"Sounds like a plan. Split into two groups?" Twilight asked.

"I call Takeo's group!" Dempsey raised his hand.

"Traitor!" Nikolai yelled.

"Oh, don't worry Nikolai, I can be wonderful company." Richtofen said in a sultry voice.

"...I need adult."

"I am an adult."

"Guys, let's just go and find the landing ports and the Juggernog!" Celestia ordered around.

"... Gud plan." Richtofen reluctantly agreed as the groups split up at where the box was, one group going down one staircase, and the other down the other, after Takeo opened it with his points.