New Worldz, Complete Hell
By Awesomedude17

As the Lunar Lander approached the destination, Dempsey noticed something about this place.

"Holy crap, that's one big rocket!"

"I know, and it is in Russia. That means we are the best in rockets now!"

Takeo scoffed.

The lander lowered itself, color gradually fading as they soon landed in some kind of testing area.

"Main power, offline. Auxiliary power, activated."

"Hmm, no power, AGAIN!!!" Richtofen was starting to see a pattern.

"And there is no color. Good thing vodka has no color." Nikolai replied as he took a swig of vodka.

"Great, what now?" Rarity looked upon the others.

"Standard procedure, we turn on the power." Twilight said.

"PLEASE, HELP ME. SHE'S COMING. THE MECHANISM MUST BE REPAIRED."

"What was that?" Celestia asked.

"I do not know." Richtofen answered honestly. He hated the unknown, it always had a chance to derail his plans. He was no longer annoyed at the ponies, they were content with taking random orders and following him around for whatever reason he needed them for.

"Wait, who's she?" Rarity asked.

"A GIRL, SHE'S ANGRY. SHE WANTS VENGENCE. NO, GO AWAY!"

And then the zombies came.

Nikolai scowled.

"They invade the motherland? THEY WILL SUFFER!!!" Nikolai took out his knife and stabbed one zombie in the eye. The surprise on most of the other's faces showed that even a bumbling drunkard like Nikolai was a dangerous killer.

"Now I feel bad for his wives." Pinkie looked on, disgusted with the Russian's brutality.

"We need to move, now!" Celestia spoke as she opened the upstairs doorway.

The group sped along the ruined area, taking in the awful sight.

"What the hell is this place? I didn't think the Reds could do something like this." Dempsey asked with a hint of worry, something Rainbow Dash noticed.

"I think that that rocket is a good enough clue." Takeo said as he looked towards the harness for the rocket.

"Heh, you jealous?" Nikolai teased Takeo.

"No, I think you are overcompensating actuarry."

"What, no! Little Nikolai is big!" Nikolai held his bottle near his crotch and did a wiggling motion.

"Oh, do not be obtuse Nikorai. Do not ret the rumors foor you though, I have a biiiiiig dick." Takeo smugly replied.

"Why are you two talking about dicks?" Dempsey having a tint of green on his face.

"I do not know, but please continue." Richtofen goaded.

"Wait, what is that?" Applejack pointed towards an elevated area of the station.

"I don't know. RACE YA!" Rainbow Dash sped towards the area, with the rest of the group going a leisurely pace.

They soon found a device in the center of the floor, and to the side, something new.

"PhD Flopper?" Fluttershy tapped the machine, hearing several bottles clank.

"Hmm, I wonder what that does." Luna tapped a hoof to her chin.

"Vell, ve von't know unless ve turn ze power on, as usual. Same here vith zis machine." Richtofen said as he pushed a button, but nothing happened.

"Like I said, Standard procedure." Twilight looked at the building near-by.

"The box, that's the light." Applejack said, looking at the grey light.

"Let's go then." Dempsey walked forward, opening the gate, and entered the building. The group shot some zombies that crawled and shambled within.

"GRAAAAA!!!"

Celestia scowled and kicked the zombie down, right before walking up to it and stomping on its head, crushing it, and killing it.

It was at this point that all the mares knew that they were starting losing grasp of morality they had. Fluttershy herself trembled at the thought, only to be cooled down by a reassuring hug by Takeo.

"What demons fight you, I will help when I can, Little Butterfly."

Fluttershy blushed at Takeo's nickname.

"Oh, just fuck the pony already and get it over with." Nikolai spat out, garnering a slap on the stomach by Pinkie Pie.

"Not gute, Nikolai, not gute at all." Richtofen said in a tone that was disappointment.

"Alright, fine, I am sorry, geeze." Nikolai took a drink of vodka, but Takeo still found his hatred of the Russian to be strong.

"Such a pig." Takeo looked at Fluttershy, who was blushing extremely brightly.

"Dear Faust, we're dealing with idiots." Rainbow Dash covered her face with her wing.

Richtofen opened the door upstairs, and low and behold.

"Oh gute." Richtofen turned on the power, and brought back the color. Everyone was blinded briefly.

"Power online. Preparing rocket for launch!"

At that moment, the rocket from before was beginning to set itself up.

"Oh wow... Hey, the box!" Rainbow pointed at the box. Nikolai was first.

"Vodka and falafel, go great... together..." Nikolai sang drunkenly as he grabbed an FAL.

Richtofen was next, and grabbed a Spectre.

"Ohh, zis looks nice."

Takeo opened the box, and found a strange device.

"What is this?" Takeo said as he handled a yellow and gunmetal device.

"I do not know." Richtofen scowled.

"Okay, let me go." Dempsey soon got a Ray Gun. All he did was smile as he turned it on. Takeo stole Nikolai's turn and got a Thundergun. Richtofen soon got another Ray Gun, and Nikolai got...

"Matryoshka! I used to play with these things as a kid!" Nikolai said with an obvious childlike glee.

"Toys, huh." Pinkie wasn't impressed. Dempsey went for another turn.

A Teddy Bear.

"Fuck you."

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!"

"Everyone, postitions now!" Luna ordered out.

Gunshots rang out in this abandoned Soviet Cosmodrone.

And then one of the phones rang.

'To those who can hear me, send help to the United States of America... it's an emergency! Stay back, rotface!' *BANG BANG* 'GRAAAH!!!'

Author's Note

Only one BOII map will be in this story, btw.

Guess.