Running From Slender: Michael Gets Amnesia

I felt apple-ly. You know how when your skin feels all like an apple peel, you know how it gets all smooth but when you pull your finger across it, it pulls and hurts, and your breath smells like apple sauce? No, maybe thats just me. Anywho, I was apple-ly, and under a blanket, And something was covering my eyes. I lifted my hand from under the covers to rip whatever it was off, but it bit back.

"Ow, son of fuck!"

I used my other hand to knock it off and sat up. My eyesight restored, I saw that I was In a pretty nice room, a four poster bed, another door that probably led to a bathroom, and OH MY GOD MORE PONIES!!! I scrambled out of the bed and fell backwards, right onto my bare ass. Why am I naked?! I grabbed the blanket off the bed and covered my- wow, th-thats pretty big. Nice!

"Michael! You're awake!" Orange.

"Michael, why are you naked?" White.

"Michael, Do you want some tetrahydrocannabivarin?" Pink.

"Michael, di- Wait, what Pinkie?" Purple.

I looked at all the ponies who were staring at a pink pony, who, I think just asked me if I wanted some marijauna. I like this pony! I looked at the pink one over the edge of the bed, and said "You, Pink one, THCV is only one of 483 known compounds in marijauna."

"Yeah, but it was the longest one I could find on wikipedia, so deal with it."

".....What?"

she smiled all demonically, and giggled quite menacingly. Then, her hair went straight, and got darker, just like the rest of her coat. Hers eyes went black and she said in a deep voice "Don't ever be alone."

I whimpered quite unlike a man, and backed away. Suddenly, *POOF*! Her hair goes back to springy and a mess and brighter, her coat got brighter, Her eyes turned blue again, and She just smiled like an angel. An evil, scheming, satanic angel.

"Did any of you notice that? Please?"

"Notice what Michael?"

"Yes," the pink one began " what is it, Michael?"

"Nothing."

The purple one looked at me scrutinously, but shrugged it off. "All right, if you're done being silly, why are you naked, why did you appear out of a statue, and why are you scared of Pinkie Pie?"

"I don't know why i'm naked, I don't know why I was in a statue, And if that pink one is Pinkie Pie, it's because she's fucking terrifying. Can someone get me me clothes please?"

The big all-in-one-acorn walked into the room floating my clothes in frnt of her and said "You didn't have any clothes Michael. I had these left over from your last visit here, so they'll work just fine."

"All right, one more question."

"Yes?"

"What the fuck bit me!?"

_I_I_I_

The upside, I get to see Michael naked for a few seconds. The down side, I had to take his clothes off of the mannequin I fashioned out of some ponnequins. I almost had enough hair of the right shade too. Ah well. I opened the door and the six ponies, one human, and one frilly cat were conversing about getting clothes.

"You didn't hae any clothes Michael. I had these left over from your last visit here, so they'll work just fine."

"All right, one more question."

"Yes?"

"What the fuck bit me!?"

Rarity raised her hoof and said "Sorry Michael, I brought my cat Opal, because I thought she might cheer you up." She pointed at the accused party, who was stretching by a chair. Michael looked at it with a blank face, and then turned to Rarity.

"That is the gayest looking cat I have ever seen."

Rarity looked at Michael with a look of confusion, along with the others. Twilight voiced her confusion first. "What does 'gay' mean?"

I spoke before Michael "Where Michael comes from, 'gay' is a term used to desribe a male of his species that has sexual attraction to another male."

Twilight and her friends' face made an 'oh' of understanding. "So," began Rainbow Dash "they're like colt cuddlers?"

Michael looked at me but answered Rainbow Dash "I guess, if colt cuddlers take it in the poop chute." His spoke to me "How did you know what 'gay' means?"

"During your first visit I entered your mind to get you some Monster."

He was silent for a few beats before "Get out, please."

Myself, and the others "What?"

"Get out. I'm going, to get dressed, then we shall continue this over some food, hopefully."

I used my best puppy-dog eyes on him "But can't I stay and watch?"

"How 'bout no! Ya' crazy pony bastard."

"Fine."

I walked out of the room, following Twilight and her friends. We began to walk down the hall towards the dining hall to get breakfast, seeing as I had only raised the Sun two hours ago, when "OW YOU FUCKIN CAT!!! GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"

Ha, serves you right for not letting me watch!

_I_I_I_

He can't believe it! Another of him!? Did he have a brother? Oh, hell! He opened a portal to the world where the human was, but was aware of the fact that he was being chased by Human Two. He jumped through the portal, but before Human Two got through, he altered the location that Human Two would be taken.

He fell through the portal, and face-planted into a pile of dirt. He got up and dusted off, but when he looked around, he found that it was the same forest he had entered when he first hunted Human One! The equines must have made something in Human One's likeness. Don't ask him to explain, because he has no idea why things are the way they are.

He cleaned off his very suave suit, and began to take a 'Stroll down memory lane', as it seemed, when he was attacked by... Tentacles!?!

_I_I_I_

*thud*

"Dammit!"

I hit pavement hard, and I do mean hard. I tried to pull myself up, but dear lord my arms hurt. I laid on the ground for a few momets, to try and gather my strength. aftr said moments were up, I tried again. Thankfully, Victory is mine! I pushed myself into a sitting position, and rubbed my forehead. I looked up and around, and saw that I was on a balcolny. There was a telescope, and french doors behind me, which had a very shocked alicorn standing there. Luna, I think her name is...

"Michael!? I thougt you were dead!"

"I thought you were dead."

She held a hoof up and said "Death is fleeting."

Angered, I stood up and pointed my bony finger at her "Your Mom Is Fleeting!!!" Wait, 'bony finger'? The blue alicorn scampered backwards and emitted a squeal of fear.

"Your body! It just flashed, and you looked like a skeleton, but now you're... I think i'll pass out for this one."

She started to fall over but my form, which apparently looks like Michael, was fast enough to catch her. I caught her, and picked her up. She was light for a goddess, and it wasn't hard to carry her to her bed. I set her on her mattress, which is huge by the way.

The mattress, looks like it'd be fun to have fun on. unfortunately, it's been a long time since I had a penis. Mmm, those were some wild times. Wait! I'm 'Michael'! I pulled the lip of my pants (black Levi's™) back and... Holee Shit. That is terrifying.