derp if i know

This pony is crazy. We've been playing this game for about two hours but derpy seems strongly determined to beat me at this, waiting for the time I slip so she may get a thick chunk of sugar. Probably the worst part is that for about an hour of play she wasn't playing it right. I mean, how hard can it be. All you do is slide checkers into slot. I just can't take any more of this. I work as a programer for video games and this is the thing that's hurting my head.

That aside. My buddy at work, frank, had a baby a few months ago. From what i know, he put him to bed at six. I never liked the idea of going to be that early, but if thats how it works, thats how it works. I sat up from a chair that I had pulled in earlier to stop my legs from falling asleep where I sat. Derpy looks up at me with a huge smile. I start to say something but pause when I see her eyes staring off in opposite directions. "Okay. I'm pretty sure we have had enough of this game for a while. I don't know how the gear of competition is still spinning in you head... but It's been a long day of" I say while wiping the stick out of my eye from staring at that game for so long. " And I know that you are pretty young. I think that now would be a good time to find your sleeping arrangements. we need to find out a way or place where you can sleep without causing me to drop my wallet."

I started to put the game away when I see her head drop and eye close. What once was a banana smile, is now a sad frown. I try not to pay attention to her. Her actions can be so convincing. I have a sweetspot now that I never had before. I finish putting away the game and set it aside the bed.

I walked into the hall living room and got a few spare blankets from my supply closet. I have enough food and tools in there to survive the apocalypse. I walk back down the hall and into the bathroom. I lay a few soft blankets down into the bath tub. I put it there because I know what a hard time dogs and cats have getting out of there. I walk back into my room and pick up derpy. She was jumping on the bed. I carried her to the bathroom and place her down on top of the blankets. I tell her to lay down and go to sleep and that I would be going to bed soon also.

Derpy curled up into a ball like a cat and closed her eyes. I lean over and give her a quick kiss on the forhead and say goodnight.

I walk over to the light swicth and turn it off. The light goes out and I here a small eep come from Derpy. I hope she has a good night sleep and that she doesn't end up afraid of the dark. I can't take any more problems in my life right now.

I close the door quietly and walk down the hall to sit on the couch. It took me a second to realise what actually happened today. first, I crashed my car and lost my phone. Second, I find a derped, female, cartoon pony that can exist in the physical universe, inside my mailbox. I mean, who in the right mind would put her there? The postal network from what I know, is not aloud to send horses through the mail. In the first place, how would you breed ponys to create one of her? Did she come from a different dimension, and just happen to come into this universe into my mailbox. Thats my theory. There is no way that I am believing that Derpy came from my universe being that she has wings! Ugh. Forget it. She is here now and thats all that matters. I wasn't going to let a foal cartoon out upon this world. God knows what will happen if some scientist comes along and finds her. I'm probably the best person to be able to take care of her right now. Even if she does keep destroying my stuff.Anyways, it has been a long day and I want a little time alone. I think I might play a little halo.

I walk over to my XBOX and hit the big button. Why it's nothing other than the red rings of death. I don't understand. Why does god hate me? Why am I asking? I don't believe in god. I go back and sit on the couch again. I look around my house and see the bowl of sugar in the corner. Oh flip. I forgot. I need to go pick up some food for her. I don't want her to start off her new life with sugar for a diet. If she can beat me at that game, she will have enough sugar to naw on for weeks.

I grab my wallet and stuff is in my pants pocket. I walk over to the front door and slowly open then close the door behind my to try not to alert derpy. My front door makes alot of noise when it opens and closes because it closes air tight. the sun is at the horizon and is slowly seeping down. I like where I live because it is warm at night and there isn't as much pollution in the air to stop the stars from seeking through the sky.

The walk to the wal-mart is only about twenty minutes away from my house. On the way, I see some birds nesting in the oaks and wandering cats walking around. I past Eric Lee on his way home. He is one of my nieghbors. I live in a very nice town. everyone's friendly. some more than others.

As I walk through the entrance of the wal-mart, I feel the cold air flush past me. It is cooler in wal-mart than outside. I slowly stroll down the isles as I think of what derpy might like. I grab a bag of apples from the shelves and a big bag of carrots from the refridgerated area, What else, what else? cabbage? do ponys like cabbage. I guess I'll have to find out. I grab two and put them in a plastic bag. Okay, I think thats good. Not too much to carry home. I buy that and put it in one bigger plastic bag and walk home. I do the same as I did before with being quite on the front door.

I quietly walk down the hall and put my ear up to the door. I hear an almost silent snore. I'm so happy that she didn't break anything while I was gone. I walk back dow nthe hall into the kitchen where I put away the apples and the carrots. I left the cabbage on the counter. I walked back int the living room and picked up derpys bowl. The bowl was still full of sugar. I poured that back into the bag and placed the bowl in one of my cupboards, I took a paper towel and one of the cabbage into the living room and set them down next to the water. I my self took the other cabbage and ate it. I like cabbage. I went back into my room, brushed my teeth, and went to sleep. I hope to dream of things other than derpy.