One ODST's adventure in Equestria

It was a cloudy night in Equestria, but it was strangely very warm in Twilight’s house. “Twilight, can you please shut up and stop moaning? I’m trying to sleep.” Said Spike. “I’m sorry Spike, I just can’t stop thinking about that message future Twilight gave me. It’s been bothering me all day.” Said Twilight. Spike sighed and said with tiredness, “Maybe I’ll just sleep outside tonight.” “Okay then Spike, I hope I don’t bother you out there.” She said. “Man, Twilight just needs to calm down and rest. Maybe in the morning she’ll be okay.” Said Spike. The next day he came back inside and saw that Twilight was calmly reading a book about the history of Ponyville. So he just went into the kitchen to make himself some breakfast, when she suddenly yelled, “Spiiiiiiiiike can you get me a book on resurrection and transformation spells!” “Sure thing Twilight.” Said Spike. “I don’t know why I’m still here.”  He mumbled under his breath.

“Sir, a portal has opened up to an unknown area!” Said an O.D.S.T trooper.

“Well then, let’s send our number one portal tester through. ODST Epsilon, get over here ASAP.” Said the commander.

“Sir Yes Sir!” said ODST Epsilon.

“I need you to see where this portal goes to!” Said the commander.

So, Epsilon went through the portal. But as soon as he went through, he realized that this portal wasn’t any normal portal. But it was too late. He already felt himself being covered by an aurora of digital orange. “Help, somebody help me!” He yelled. But he already knew that no one could hear him. “Well I might as well see where the portal is taking me.” He thought aloud.

A few hours later, he woke up from his portal nap. “Where am I?” he asked himself. “You’re in Equestria.” Said a white mare, who we all know is, DJ Pon3. “You new around here alicorn boy? Haven’t seen you before.” She said. “I…I’m an ALICORN!?!?!?!” Said Epsilon. “Yeah, you’re an alicorn. So what happened? You just fell out the sky and passed out?” asked DJ Pon3. “Well, for your information,” Epsilon said with authority, “It just so happened that I came out of a portal from a place called Requiem. Is that anywhere near here?” “Sorry. No place called Requiem around here. But you’re welcome to come to my house with me and stay the night. By the way, what’s your name?” She asked. “My name? Oh, right! My name is Epsilon and I am ODST number 115935.” He said. “Well then Epsilon, My name is DJ Pon3. But you can call me Vinyl or Vinyl Scratch,” She said, “Come on, I’ll get you back to my house.”

A few minutes later, Epsilon was at Vinyl’s house drinking some coffee and eating apples. “So, how long was I out?” asked Epsilon. “Oh, I don’t know, say 10 hours, give or take.” said Vinyl. “Wwwww…WHAT!?!? I WAS OUT FOR 10 HOURS! I could have found a way out by now!” yelled Epsilon. “Calm down, calm down. Everything is going to be fine. Hey, now that I think about it, you look kind of like me.” Vinyl said. “You’re right, I need to stop worrying. Just…. who is the smartest pony around here? They might know where anything that might help me could be.” Epsilon asked. Vinyl sat there, rubbing her chin, thinking. Suddenly, she knew whom Epsilon should ask. “I know who you should ask! You should ask Twilight Sparkle. She knows just about everything about Equestria. She might probably know about what you’re talking about.” Vinyl replied. So Epsilon said thanks and went to find Twilight Sparkle’s house.

When Epsilon finally found Twilight’s house, he had already searched every other house. He knocked on the door, and a purple pony instantly answered it. “Are you Twilight Sparkle?” asked Epsilon. “Yes, I am Twilight Sparkle. Are you a royal messenger?” Twilight asked with enthusiasm. “Err, sorry I’m no royal messenger. But can you help me? I was teleported here from a place called Requiem. Have you seen anything made of a hard, gray, metal by chance?” asked Epsilon with hope. Twilight replied, “I do believe I have seen something like that,” She looked around suspiciously, “Here, come inside. And DON’T tell ANYONE about this.” She whispered. “Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a blade in my eye.” Epsilon swore. So they went inside, and Twilight told him where to go. She also said to go with a partner. “Can’t you come with me? It would be better if you came.” Epsilon asked. “Well I would, but I have to make sure that Ponyville doesn’t get destroyed or something like that. Sorry.” Said Twilight. So Epsilon went back to Vinyl’s house to ask her if she could come with him.

As they were walking through the forest, a gray pegasus fell right in front of them. “Mother of…. oh it’s just Derpy.” said Vinyl.

“Who is Derpy? She’s the pegasus right in front of us, isn’t she?” Epsilon asked.

“Do you have any muffins?” Derpy asked.

“Sorry Derpy, but I’m saving this muffin for Octavia. It’s not for you.” said Vinyl, with empathy.

Derpy looked somewhat sad, but perked up instantly when remembered that she already had some cooking at her house. “Well, I have to go. My muffin senses are tingling!” proclaimed Derpy, and left with a swoosh. So they continued on their way, with no more distractions. Soon they found the metal, gray bulk that Epsilon was searching for: The UNSC Intimate. But Epsilon also saw a few other things he didn’t expect to find: The Covenant & the Flood.

“This is bad, very, very bad,” said Epsilon, “Let me get out my SMG. Here, Vinyl, take my Assault Rifle.”

“I don’t need it, I’ve got my bass cannon with me,” Proclaimed Vinyl, “Well then, you ready to go?”

“Heh…I WAS BORN READY!!!!” Epsilon shouted, and they ran into the field of combat.

Bullets and plasma flew everywhere. Vinyl had shot a squad of Flood infected elites, and they all disintegrated. “Score one for the DJ! Woo!” She said with glee. “Keep going, we are almost there!” Said Epsilon. But as soon as Epsilon said that, a plasma bolt hit Vinyl. “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” She screamed. Epsilon came running to her. “Are you okay? Wait, what am I thinking you were shot; of course you’re not. Here, I’m going to apply some anti-burn cream to the wound, it might sting a little.” Epsilon said. He applied the cream with carefulness, making sure not to hurt Vinyl. “Don’t leave me here Epsilon, please don’t leave me.” Vinyl said in a weak voice. “I won’t leave ya. I promise. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a blade in my eye.” Said Epsilon. So, he carried her to the Intimate, and told her that he was going to take her to the infirmary wing of the ship.