Shao Kahn tries to invade Equestria repeatedly.

Shao Kahn sat on his throne being the all mighty ruler of Outworld, while really enforcing no laws other than throwing random people in jail and no underwear on your heads. He sat there staring at everything, he owned it all. It made him feel like acting like a big D-Bag to everyone around him.

But then, he realized, "Wait, I been killed three times... How am I here?"

Silence fell upon the room, as his minions were waiting around. Then Shang Tsung replied "You know, I think i've died about thirty times now, you get used to suddenly realizing your alive again."

Baraka added "On another note good sir, I suggest that we investigate this particular phenomenon and discover how this reincarnation happens and why."

Everyone stared at Baraka, when Suddenly Shao Kahn said "I shall invade a new Realm!"

He then turned to the wall and shouted, "Quan Chi!"

Quan Chi appeared out of nowhere, "Yes?"

"Find a realm full of weak creatures so I can conquer it!"

Quan Chi replied with, "Hmm, I think I might know of one. I have been recently scouting around in this strange realm called Equestria..."

Suddenly, Shang Tsung yelled

"EQUESTRIAOHMAHGAWSILOVEMYLITTLEPONYANDTHATISTHELANDTHEYLIVEINIMUSTSEEITNOWLET'SGOBRONIESFOREVER YEEEEEEAAAAAA!"

Shao Kahn killed him on the spot, and he reappeared in bed with some old hag named Gruntilda Winkybunion.

Shao Kahn then thought for a moment, "Alright, I shall send Goro there to investigate for a place to start our first 'settlement' in this land."

Quan Chi replied "Um, Goro? He isn't much of a..."

Shao Kahn replied in yelling "WHAT I SAY GOES!"

Quan Chi facepalmed and said "Oh my F***ing god... Alright.", And then he sucked Goro into a portal to Equestria.

Fluttershy Was feeding ducks bread in the pond behind her house. Everything was sunny, the birds were singining, Pinkie was having another musical number on the other side of town, and these ducks were being so adorable.

Fluttershy smiled as one duck swam around, and another flapped it's wings all duck-like, because it's a duck, and ducks do duck things, because they have a duck head with a duck brain that run duck thoughts that tell the duck to do duck things in a duck-like way.

Then, a huge portal appeared to her side, and Fluttershy yelped and hid behind a push.

"W-What is that?!" She said quietly, as the portal kept doing it's thing, making noise and swirling like a sir.

Then, the Portal spat out Goro like a sir, and Goro landed face first like a gentleman. He stood up and looked around, and said "What was i doing again?"

Fluttershy stared at Goro from behind the bush, and said "W-Who, What are you?!"

Goro stared at Fluttershy, "EEGAD! YELLOW PINK MANED PONY-PEGASUS!" He then began flexing his arms, "I am Goro! former champion of Mortal Kombat, and the sexiest Shokan alive!"

From a very far distance, one could hear Kintaro yelling "you wish!"

Angel then crossed his arms and said "Former champion of mortal kombat? I guess you got beat eh?"

Goro, somehow understanding Rabitlish, replied "It's better than never being champion of Mortal Kombat, such as yourself!"

Fluttershy stared at Angel walking up to Goro in horror, "Angel, don't!"

Angel ignored Fluttershy, "You think you can take this!?"

Goro glared at Angel, kneeling down to be face to face with the bunny who was minuscule in size compared to him. "Fine, I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!"

"Bring it on!" Replied Angel.

"Oh My!" yelped Fluttershy.

Goro stood back a bit, as the word "FIGHT!" appeared above him and Angel. As such, he charged at Angel and tried to smash him.

Angel in return dodged, and uppercutted Goro into the air. He then jumped at Goro in mide air and did a twelve times combo, and finished by smashing him into the ground. Angel then Smashed his elbo onto Goro's back, and jumped off ready for more.

Goro stood up rather peeved off, "You will regret that rabbit!"

Angel smiled, "Well, your not anything special, and I bet your steriods have already shrunk your junk to a size smaller than Beibers!"

Goror yelled, charged at Angel again. Angel then gut punched him, flew to the ground, nut kikced him, and finally uppercutted him into the portal for which he came.

The announcer voice then said "Flawless victory!"

Angel dusted himself off, and hopped over by Fluttershy to finish his carrot. Fluttershy was standing there with her mouth gaping, and then she passed out.

"What's wrong with her?" said Angel as he munched on the carrot.

Quan Chi was playing Wii boxing against Baraka, when suddenly Goro flew into the room from the Portal. Shao Kahn's only response was "... alright, gather the possy, were all going into there!"

Raiden was sitting around watching Twilight on his laptop when suddenly his brian recieved an email. He then opened the mental message, and was greeted with:

"Dear Raiden.

Help.

Sincerely, Equestria."

Raiden stood up, "I shall gather the others and once again disrupt their normal lives to force them to fight in Mortal Kombat! But first I shall talk to this land ruler."

He then electo-beamed to Canterlot, and made Princess Celestia spill her tea.

"Hello." said Raiden, as an awkward silence followed.

All of the Royal guards in the room stared at Raiden wide eyed, and suddenly Raided was surrounded by spears. Princess Celestia then replied "You made me spill my tea, on the clopfic I was writing!"

Raiden stared wide eyed at the spears around him, and replied "I am here to discuss the protection of your realm.

Princess Celestia eyed Raiden, "I have my student and her friends for that, not to mention Discord too."

Raiden replied "But this is not about what protection you currently have, as it will not be enough against Shao Kahn! I offer my services to help you ward off any invasions he send here!"

Princess Celestia raised an eyebrow, "Last guy that said that stabbed me thirty seven times in the chest."

Raiden replied "... What?!"

Celestia chuckled, "I'm just messing with you. But this Shao Kahn guy? Trust me, the local population can handle it."

Raiden then said "You rely too much on your population. Let me set up a Mortal Kombat tournament were my realms best warriors and your realms best warriors will defend this land from Shao Kahn."

Princess Celestia was about to tell him off, until she thought about how she could use this 'tournament', to teach Twilight a lesson about Gak.

"Alright, you do whatever it is you want to do." said Celestia as she picked up her quill.

Raiden bowed, then vanished, leaving Celestia to her professional writing.