Shao Kahn tries to invade Equestria repeatedly.

Twilight stood in her doorway in complete confusion. There standing in front of her was Fluttershy, in complete panic.

"I-I-I Don't know were it came from but it was huge and had muscles and was threatening stuff A-A-And was scary t-t-then Angel j-just beat the crap out of it and it vanished!!!!!" Slurred Fluttershy.

Twilight thought for a second, "Can you describe what this creature looked like? Did it come out of the forest?"

Fluttershy scratched her head, "Um, it was big, standing on two legs, and had four others it was holding out like those 'arms' from that book Lyra is always borrowing. I-I don;t think it came from the forest, there was a big, flashing, portal thing."

Twilight replied "Alright, come inside, I am going to test your blood quick to see if you have gotten into something."

Fluttershy came in slowly, "Like, what?"

Twilight trotted toward her lab, "Oh, just, uhh shrooms, maybe, you can never be too sure."

Fluttershy gasped, "TWILIGHT! You know I quick putting that stuff in my tea when I figured out it was causing the world to get really distorted."

Twilight shrugged, "Never know, maybe Discord put something in your tea."

Fluttershy gasped again, "Twilight! Why don't you trust any pony today? I know what I saw, and that was a large muscular self proclaimed sexy 'shokan' getting his butt handed to him by Angel Bunny!"

Twilight turned back to Fluttershy, "Look, unless some portal opens behind me..." Which one did, "and spits out some never before seen creature," of which happened as well, "AND this creature was some sorcerer from Hell," Which it was, "I will not believe you until I see it."

Then Twilight turned around to see Quan Chi standing up.

"..." said Twilight, although as an author I probably should have wrote 'She was speechless', but I am too lazy to correct that or make a quality story involving Mortal Kombat.

"Hello" said Quan Chi in an evil malicious tone as always.

Fluttershy then said, "Does this mean i'm not high on shrooms?"

Twilight shook her head, and looked at Quan Chi again, then replied "FLUTTERSY! What did you put in my drink?!"

"You didn't have a drink!" replied Fluttershy, "I mean, if that's fine with you."

Quan Chi stared at the Pegasus and Unicorn building up that they are accusing each other of being druggies. So he said "Are you Miss Twilight Sparkle? I hope I didn't end up in the wrong house again, last time I gave some bimbo the key to the merging of the realms..."

Twilight backed from Quan Chi a bit and slowly picked a big book of words up with her magic, "Yes..."

Quan Chi sighed, "Alright, I am here to ask you to tell your Princess to formally surrender her world to Shao Kahn immediately or we will kill everybody, with thumb tacks."

Twilight and Fluttershy stared at him wide eyed, and to each other. Twilight then opened her mouth trying to think of something to say, before Fluttershy beat him over the head with a chair.

"FLUTTERSHY?!" yelped Twilight.

Fluttershy held fragments of the chair in her hooves breathing heavily staring down at Quan Chi like she was about to rip his heart out all gorily and eat it. With a gasp she looked at Twilight, and backed away slowly.

"Oh no! Please don't tell me I have to hide another one!" she said aloud.

Twilight then felt Quan Chi's pulse, and he was still alive, in one way.

"He's alive... and what do you mean another one?" asked Twilight whilst she readied the big book of words again

Fluttershy stuttered, "Well... My parents line of work could be considered, questionable..." She then was saved from an explanation when Raiden Burst into the window. "Oh look, a distraction!"

Twilight glared at Raiden, as Spike ran Downstairs hearing the crash. Although how he herd that and not the yelling and chair smashing is beyond me.

Spike then yelled "TWILIGHT! Who is that dead evil looking guy!? And who is that guy standing by the window?! And why is Fluttershy here?! And why is the cookie I left on the counter missing?!?!?!"

Twilight replied "I don't know."

Suddenly, Pheonix Wright burst in, "You LIE!", and vanished.

Spike then yelled, "I know you did it! How could you?! To your own dragon!"

Twilight replied with tears a flowing, "It was just too tasty looking! And I ran out of sugar cubes, and, I'M A MONSTER!"

Fluttershy replied, "Oh, I thought I was the only one."

Raiden then said, "Oh no! Shao Kahn has already begun! I must set up Mortal Kombat quickly!"

Twilight then got back on topic with Raiden, "Who is this Shao Kahn, and what tournament?"

Raiden replied "Shao Kahn is a bad guy. Like one of those REALLY obviously bad dude you see in movies, who is always on the throne, and surrounded by evil looking stuff. Just like Skeletor from He Man. And Mortal Kombat is the bureaucracy of the Elder gods to give realms a fighting chance against Shoa Kahn. And just like normal Bureaucracy, a lot of people are killed in it."

Twilight stared at Raiden, "Why didn't you go to the Princess about this?"

"I did" replied Raiden.

Spike then burped up a letter and Twilight ripped it toward herself and read it aloud.

Dear Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. Some guy in a straw hat thing will be bursting into your home and invading your privacy to force you to help him set up this Mortal Kombat tournament in Ponyville. I honestly didn't bother to read up on it, but I will be personally attending to be entertianed.

Also, some bad dude is trying to take over or something, and this is somehow related to that, so figure it out.

PS: I attached a tube of gak to aid in your quest.

PPS: Make sure your report to me on this issue involves a lot of gak, possibly blood mixed in gak, but gak all the same.

Sincerely, me.