Shao Kahn tries to invade Equestria repeatedly.

by SecretPerson

Celestia your rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard, cause Outworlds's broke loose in Equestria and Shao Kahn deals the cards.

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As the portal did it's swirly portal things, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna came on Carriages from Canterlot. They then got out and went up the the royal spectating seats.

"HI twilight! we thought it would be fun to watch you and your friends learn lessons about Gak and fighting in person." said Princess Celestia as she eyed all of Earthrealms beat up forces, "It seams your doing well."

Twilight waved unsrely, when suddenly Luna Shouted "WE SHALL GAZE AT AND ENJOY THIS SPORTING EVENT AND HAVE SPORTING EVEN CONCESSIONS!"

Suddenly, Discord appeared, and made a bunch of random ponies appear in the seats. Then he disappeared.

Raiden then turned to Twilight, Derpy, Featherweight, and the rest of the Mane six, "Shao Kahn will be here to fight any moment now..."

Suddenly, the portal that was doing it's thing spat out Shao Kahn, who only help a single box.

Everyone stared at him blankly, as Raiden asked, "Shao Kahn, were are your minions?"

Shao Kahn laughed, "Did you not read the new Mortal Kombat contract? It say Right here," Shao Kahn waved a contract in Raiden's face, "That the first contest shall be a fiddlin' contest with the leader of the realm I am invading. This means if dat der princess can't beat me playing the fiddle, I win by default."

Raiden stared at the contract. The line wasn't even in fine print. It was actually highlighted and bolded. He then turned to Celestia and said, "I made a contract doodie... I cannot help you, as I have very little musical knowledge."

Princess Celestia sighed, she did not want to have to bring up her old hillbilly roots from before she and Luna beat Discord. But in all reality she and Luna were inherently rednecks, they just kept it hidden.

"I got this." Said Princess Celestia, "Dear Sister, get out  B.O.B."

Luna smiled, and ran to the carriage and pulled out a Violin box. Princess Celestia flew from her stand and landed next to Twilight, who said "But Princess! How will you beat him?! Fiddle's are for rednecks!"

Princess Celestia replied as Luna tossed her the violin box, "Twilight, remember the lesson don;t judge a book by it's cover? Take a look and see what I mean."

Applejack replied, "No offense princess, but even Ah can't play a fiddle that well, how can y'all plan on beting him?"

Princess Celestia opened the case with magic, and pulled out an EPIC fiddle, with designs b based off of all the star alignments in the sky. And on the side it read "Big. O. Blaster".

Suddenly, Discord appeared and made the Charlie Daniels band appear, as they began playing 'The Devil went down to Goergia' without lyrics.

Shao Kahn was in a bind and realized he was way behind and looking for a soul to steal, and he was willing to make a deal. So he laughed and jumped up on an old Hickory stump and said "Girl let me tell you what!"

Shao Kahn pulled out his fiddle that had designs of the Devil on it, "I guess you didn't know it but I'm a pretty good fiddle player too. And if you'd care to take a dare i'd make a bet with you! Now you play a pretty good fiddle girl but give the King his due, I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you!"

Princess Celestia replied "My name's Celestia and it might be stupid, but i'll take your bet and your gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been!"

Suddenly Discord appeared with a Microphone and golden fiddle as he sang "Celestia your rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard! Cause Outworlds broke loose in Equestria and Shao Kahn deals the cards! And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold But if you loose Shao Kahn get's your SOUL!"

Shao Kahn picked up his fiddle and said "I guess I'll start this show." and fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow. And he pulled the bow acros the strings and it made an evil hiss! And a band of Tarcatans joined in and it sounded something like this:

The Tarcatans played vigorously and it sounded a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT like the Devil's part from Devil Went Down to Goergia.

When Shao Kahn finished Celestia said "Well your pretty good old son! But sit down right in that chair and lemme show you how it's done!"

Luna cheered as Celestia began playing, "Lightning on the cloud fly pegasus fly! The kings in the house at the rising sun! Scootallo in a bread pan picking out dough! Granny Smith does your dog bite? No child no!"

Celestia then rocked that fiddle hard and played epically to the surprise of everypony and human. Luna just sat there and said "We still practice in the sound prove rooms sometimes.

Shao Kahn bowed his head cause he knew that he'd been beat. So he layed that golden fiddle on the ground at Celestia's feat.

Celestia said "Shao Kahn just come on back if yah ever want to try again. Cause I told you once you son of a b**** I'm the best there's ever been!"

Shao Kahn began rolling on the ground crying as Celestia continued enjoying her fiddle playing. Then Luna Joined in and grabbed the golden fiddle as she, Celestia, and Discord played: "Lightning on the cloud fly pegasus fly! The kings in the house at the rising sun! Scootaloo in the bread pan picking out dough! Granny Smith does your dog bite? No child no!"

And that was the awesomest day in Equestrian history.