Shao Kahn tries to invade Equestria repeatedly.

by SecretPerson

The training time that totally should not be cut from a little girls show.

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A few hours passed, as Twilight was incapable of getting a explanation from Raiden. Then somehow, she, Fluttershy, and Raiden ended up in the hedge maze.

"This spot is perfect!" announced Raiden.

Twilight panted, and replied "Best, spot, for, what?"

Raiden replied "THE MORTAL KOMBAT TOURNAMENT!"

Suddenly, a large arena facility similar to those in the original Mortal Kombat area fell into the middle of the hedge maze.

Fluttershy shrieked, and said "Were did that come from?!"

Raiden replied "The Elder Gods! HOOHA!"

Twilight sighed, "LOOK! What do you need, so I can go home and forget about this?"

Raiden turned to Twilight, "Gather your finest warriors and meet me here to train before the tournament!"

When suddenly, Pinkie Pie.

"I'LL DO IT!" said Pinkie Pie.

Raiden replied "Good! anyone else?"

Suddenly, Discord appeared, snapped his fingers, and made Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Derpy Hooves, and Featherwieght appear. Then Discord vanished.

Raiden looked at the group, and said "PERFECT! Now for your mentors!"

Suddenly, Raiden launched lighting to the side, and made a magic portal appear. From the portal flew Lui Kang face first, folloed by Johnny Cage landing like a BOSS, Sonya jumping in like a normal person, Kung Lao jumping through like a SIR, Sub Zero jumping out, Jax landing with a punch to the ground for no good reason, Kitana flying through and landing on her BUM, and Kensi landing through.

Twilight stared at the group, and said, "CRAP! I left that guy in my house!"

------------------MEANWHILE, In the Library---------------------

"AAAH!" Yelled Spike as he dodged a soul skull thing.

Quan Chi chanted something as he formed a ball of green magic, "Come out Spyro! I WILL turn you into a crystal!"

Spike hide behind a wall and replied "WERE DID YOU COME FROM?! WHO IS SPYRO?!"

Quan chi fired a blast, which exploded a junk of the Library. In response, Spike ran for his life through the hole and down the street. Quan Chi jumped out as well, and created a dozen magic skeletons.

"You, WILL, DIE!" yelled Quan chi as his necro'd skeletons charged down the street after Spike.

------------------Back to the IMPORTANT stuff--------------------

Raiden had his militia of sorts lined up, and the ponies Discord chose randomly lined up on the other side.

"We will once again be facing Shao Kahn!" said Raiden, as everyone stood like cliche'd movie military people.

Rainbow Dash raised her hoof "Is this mission dangerous? I like danger!"

Raiden replied "This WILL be very dangerous."

Fluttershy asked "But... I need to-"

Raiden cut Fluttershy off "Now let's go kick their butts!"

Twilight sighed, "That was a VERY crappy speech."

Raiden Lui Kang jumped infront of twilight and did a whole lot of fancy kicks and moves at the air before saying, "You will give master Raiden his RESPECT!"

Applejack asked "What are you? His worshiper?"

Johnny Cage responded "Well, he is a god."

Discord appeared, "Blasphemy, your lucky I don't smite you or cast you out or something." and he vanished.

Raiden then waved his hand "Lui Kang, clam down, Johnny, all of your lines are like grinding my ears into a meat grinder, in hell. But non of that matters, we must begin, TRAINING!"

Rarity replied "Training? I'm sorry but a lady MUST-"

Raiden then yelled "BLASPHEMY!" and zapped Rarity's hair so it was all messed up, "You have no need to worry about your look now! Let's pair up!"

Rarity began crying, and Pinkie yelled "HEY! you can't do that!"

Raiden replied "Oh, I can't it's against the law... oh well."

Then everyone paired up, Featherwieght with Jax, Twilight with Raiden, Fluttershy with Sub Zero, Pinkie Pie with Kung Lao, Rainbow Dash with Lui Kang, Rarity with Sonya Blade, Applejack with Kitana, and Derpy Hooves with Johnny Cage.

"NOW SPARE!" yelled Raiden, as he prepared to fight Twilight.

Twilight stared at Raiden, "Look, I need-"

Raiden then punched Twilight in the face, so Twilight growled back.

"That'st it!" yelled Twilight, as she blasted Raiden with a spell that flew him around the world three times until he crash back infront of Twilight.

Raiden slowly tapped the ground, "You... *Cough*... win..."

Johnny Cage stared at his sparing mate, Derpy Hooves, and said "Look, I don't want to hurt you, so I will start easy. but if you want, I can do a few tricks from my movies."

Derpy hooves stared blankly, then gave a battle cry as she jumped on Johnny and repeatedly punched him in the face.

Meanwhile, Jax was having the most epic arm wrestling tournament with Featherweight. They were in dead head, as sparks began to fly out of Jax's bionic arms, and Featherweight sweated violently. Then, Featherweight smashed Jax's arm down, and yelled "YEEAAAAHH!"

Jax hit the table, "Your one tough nugget!"

Over were Fluttershy was supposed to be Sparing with Sub Zero, they were having a tea talk time.

Sub Zero sipped some tea, and said "Yea, my clan expects me to deal with everything! But, I have a life to, at least I used to. My girlfriend left me because the Clan was always making me kill people. You know, My brother got killed by Scorpion! AIN't NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!"

Fluttershy sipped some tea, "Yeah, I totally understand, maybe you should talk with you Clan, and get vacation time. I'm sure there is a local Union that can help."

Sub Zero nodded "You know, you understand me very well. Brohoof?"

Fluttershy smiled and returned the Brohoof, "Brohoof."

Over were Kung Lao and Pinkie Pie were sparring, Pinkie Pie was making Kung Lao insane.

"AAHH! HEEYA! YATADA!" Yelled Kung Lao as he repeatedly tried to kick, punch, and throw his hat at Pinkie Pie, all without success.

Pinkie jumped around dodging everything, and eventually Kung Lao stopped and began gasping for air heavily.

Pinkie π looked Kung Lao in the face "Are you done yet?"

Kung Lao yelled, and punched, but missed again and span to the ground, seemingly passed out.

When suddenly everyone heard a bang, and looked to see Rainbow Dash knocking Lui Kang into the air, using a cloud to zap him with lightning, and bucking him to the ground.

Kitana stared at the spectacle with her mouth gaping, when she received a kick to the face and flew to the side by Applejack.

Kitana spat some blood out of her mouth, "Your good, but I will beat you in this mild sparing session!"

Kitana then proceeded to charged at Applejack and begin slicing at her with her fans.

Applejack dogded repeatedly, "Look lady! Ah just want to finish this tournament quickly and get back to the farm. So if you'll just put your sharp things away and tap out..."

Kitana then cut of the end of applejacks tail.

"Alright, y'all chose the hard way." said Applejack, as she simply bucked Kitana to the other side of the arena.

Meanwhile Lui Kang was attempting a bicycle kick on Rainbow Dash, but she simply uppercutting him to the air, and punched him to the ground.

Sonya was currently trying to fight Rarity, but Rarity used a spell on her the put her in a dress that made it REALLY hard to move.

"DAMMIT PONY!" yelled Sonya, "I am an agent of the Military! Now get me back in my normal attire!"

Rarity put her hoof to her chin, "I don't know, you look MUCh better this way..."

Sonya then proceeded to punch Rarity, and was simply bitch-slapped to the heavens.

So all in all, the ponies wiped the floor with Earthrealms forces in the sparing matches, proving they could handle themselves.

Raiden staggered toward Twilight, "Alright... You all are ready..."

Twilight asked "Ready for what?"

Raiden looked to the side, another portal had opened, of which, will be seen next time!

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