The Marvelous Misadventures of Cole and Alex

Cole stared at his opponent with anger. He couldn't wait to bash his brains in like a bag of fuckin' carrots. All of this pent up rage...and now he gets to release it at the one person who caused it. Kessler. He flared his hands as blue streaks of electricity flowed and jumped between his fingers. He charged them up, and watched in satisfaction as blue electrical orbs crackled and sparked on each hand. With a quick flick of his wrist, he was able to transform them into his signature, Gigawatt Blades.

Kessler only looked at him with acceptance, as if he knew retribution was coming. Cole charged forward, ready to enact his revenge. He half expected Kessler to side step, prepare himself, counter the attack, or at least something other than just stand there and accept death. But no, he still stood there, head hanging low. This only enraged Cole more and he charged forward, ready to plunge his hand into his chest.

But fate, being the cruel bitch that it was, decided to piss gasoline on Cole's parade...and then proceed to set it on fire. Just as Cole was about to end Kessler's life, his head snapped up wearing a demented grin.

"Hai! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

"What the fu-" Cole never finished, because as his blades made contact, the world went black.

...Meanwhile in another universe...

Alex walked up to the door to the Blackwatch facility, disguised as their commander. 'They'll never suspect a thing...' He thought smugly. He quickly racked his last meal's memory and came up with the nine digit key code required for entry. As he entered, he couldn't help but notice how quiet it was. After walking from the initial corridor and coming out to the open floor space, he saw that it was completely empty, save for a giant rectangular box sitting in the middle of the room and a couple dropped notes here and there. 'Something isn't right here...' He walked up to a crumpled note on the floor and read it, hoping it would give him any information as to what happened here.

As he opened the note he saw a message that made his blood run cold: 'SURPRISE ALEX...' He looked at the box again and noticed the timer now audible counting down from three.

'3' Alex tried to make a sprint for the door

'2' He was at the door, frantically entering the code

'1' Access...DENIED

'0' UMAD BRO?! "Oh what the fu-" Alex never finished, because as the timer hit zero, the world went black.

...Meanwhile in Equestria

"Wow! The night sky looks amazing tonight Princess!" Twilight praised. Luna chuckled.

"It pleases me that the night brigs you such joy!" She replied. 'I only hope that I can keep it that way...' She thought. As it turns out, Luna was still insecure about her social skills even after learning how to lose her royal 'we' and speak casually around her subjects.

"Well, how about we get some ice cream and watch the upcoming meteor shower?" Twilight asked expectantly.

"Hmm... Ice cream sounds wonderful really!" Luna replied.

"Spike!"

"Yeah?" The purple dragon answered lazily.

"Can you bring us the ice cream from the freezer?" She asked.

"The new one?" He asked glumly.

"Um, yeah..."

"The "Triple Chocolate Strawberry Insanity Vanilla Deluxe?" He gasped.

"Will you just bring us the ice cream already?!" She exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Fiiiiine..." He sighed. Twilight chuckled.

"We'll be sure to save you some Spike!" She laughed. Spike sighed in relief. Twilight stifled a chortle. As she turned her head to talk to the princess again, she was interrupted by a soft knocking on her door.

"Yes?" She replied as she opened her door.

"Twilight darling, we heard you were staying up to watch the meteor shower tonight, so we just had to see if you would allow us all to attend!" A white unicorn answered.

"Rarity? And all of my other friends? Of course you can come in! I was just speaking to Princess Luna about tonight's event."

"PRINCESS LUNA!?!" A certain pink mare gasped, "Oh, this calls for one thing!"

"Uh...Whut exactly would that be Pinkie?" A cowmare asked.

"Oh silly Applejack, isn't it obvious? No wonder you're only part of a balanced breakfast..." Pinkie said sadly, shaking her head.

"And what in tarnation is that supposed ta mean?!" Asked Applejack, clearly confused and annoyed by her fiends lack of tact.

"Well, if you two are done arguing, the answer is obviously P-A-R-T-Y!" An annoyed tomboyish poly-chromatic pegasus said.

"DIng! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! Raiiiiinboooooow Daaaaaaash!!! Woo-hoo!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"U-um e-excuse me... But could you p-please tone it down just a little bit?... But only i-if you want to of course.", Asked a timid yellow mare.

"Sorry there Fluttershy! Ah just got a little carried away." Applejack said. Luna chuckled at their antics. The Element Bearers chuckled at each other as they entered Ponyville's library. Suddenly Pinkie stopped.

"Uh-oh!" Pinkie gasped
"What is it Pinkie?" Twilight asked concerned about her friend's well-being. Pinkie gasped again as her entire body shook from violent spasms.

"It's gonna be a BIIIIIIG ONE!"
"What ever do you mean darling?" Rarity asked.

"This one's gonna make HISTORY!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"What does that even me-" The lavender mare was cut off as she saw that her spontaneous friend wasn't the only one shaking.

"P-p-princess?!" Twilight asked fearfully.

"I am unsure as to exactly what's going on here, but I can tell you this: Whatever happens, you six will be involved." Luna said. Twilight gulped.

"Well girls let's prepare the elements, seeing as we don't know what's going to hap-" And for the second time that night, Twilight was interrupted as the sky was bathed in a blinding white light, and the only sounds were time and space slowly being ripped apart.