Cole couldn't believe what that asshole just did! He used metal to restrain him! Of all things! He quickly conducted enough electricity in the chains to incinerate them to ash. After doing so, he quickly flipped out of his falling deathtrap and began to freefall. As he began to near the edges of the tunnel he began to frantically activate his static thrusters (that's what she said) after remembering what Jesus said. He saw he was just about to touch the sides, his thrusters making his approach faster. Just as he was about to shut them off, he touched the walls. And then the world went white.

...Meanwhile, somewhere else that no-one gives a shit about because they're busy with their own lives...

Alex was really tired of this damn forest. Like seriously. He continued to walk and curse the forest when he started to hear distant voices. Getting his hopes up, he sprinted through the dense forest, his feet throwing up dirt and foliage. He tensed his legs and shot up into the sky, his eyes searching for civilization. And then he spotted it. It was a quaint little town nestled at the edge of this godforsaken forest. Why? He didn't know and he really didn't give a fuck and a half. All he wanted was to get back to New York so he could eat random people, look through their memories, and see what type of porn they watched. He took off again sprinting for the town.

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Alex arrived at the town a few minutes later, panting at the speed at which he was running. "Phew! Never had to run that fast since-" Just then he decided to look up and see the inhabitants. They were midget horse things. The were all staring at him with the best poker face the wirld had ever known...except for that turquoise one over there in that alley...She was kind scaring him. "Okay...Imma back up and come back when there's less weird shit..."

"GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!" The sky said. 'Wait. The sky?!' Alex looked up only to be met by a blinding white light.

...A few minutes before in that tunnel...

Cole gripped his head in unimaginable pain. "AAAUUGH!" Memories and powers from his future seemed to become his to command. He kept his eyes shut for a couple more seconds. Suddenly, the sound of propellers forced him to open his eyes. There, falling with him, was a weird dual propelled helicopter. A lone, brown haired head poked out from a side door holding a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel in his mouth.

"Told ya so." Jesus said smugly. "So", he starts conversationally, "How do you like my Vertibird?"

"Vertiwhat?"

"Vertibir-"

"Mr. Jesus, what about my dog?" A boy asked from inside the vertibird.

"We'll get it in a moment Jimmy! Now shush!" Jesus answered angrily. The boy whimpered meekly.

"I-I'm sorry Mr. Je-"

"Bitch please!" He screamed raising his fist. He picked up a pistol and cocked it. "I guess today's the day bitches die..." He said ominously. Jesus eyed his marker watch and sighed and his demeanor did a complete 180. "Well you seem to be at the end of your journey. Have a nice fall!" He saluted and sped away.

"What the hell is that guys proble- GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!" He screamed as the memories came back with a vengeance. He began to see nothing but white and it forced him to close his eyes again. When his mind began to clear, he managed to open his eyes only to be met with a village square and a hooded figure directly below him. He couldn't even choke out a warning as the two super humans collided. And for both of them, the world went black.

Author's Note

Chp 3 woooot!!!