Chapters The day started like any other day get up, have a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, and go and meet my friend David to go to sixth form. On the way to school David was pestering me *(by the way my name is rob)* about his new "BRONY" music made by Eurobeat or someone like that, nothing unusual about that since I had gotten practically sick of listing to it all the way to school for about 3 years now.
"David?" I asked.
"Yes?" David replied.
"What in high hell is a brony?" I questioned.
"A brony is somebody or somepony who likes the show my little pony" David replied laughing at his own little joke that I did not understand at all.
Before I even got the chance to ask what the hell was he on about I realised we were already at school, I grimaced at this fact and nudged David since he was just staring at the ground just plodding along listening to his music in some sort of odd trance. He immediately recoiled in shock and I nearly pissed myself laughing. But my victory was short lived as the school Bell rang and for some reason today the head teacher wanted to see me and David in his office.
"Hey rob do you think we're in trouble for trying to get out of cross country by rolling and refusing to get up until the teacher chased us round the pitch" David said grinning sheepishly.
I shot him a look of pure mischievousness and simply replied "next time I will just stay on the ground."
And so we arrived at the head teachers office, things pretty much went downhill from here for me anyway. I opened the door to the office and was greeted by a pissed off head teacher and two from what I could tell safety inspectors. He ushered us to come and sit down on the swivel chairs infront of him. The first move David made made me face palm so badly it actually hurt, he started spinning on the swivel chair and got nothing but a disgraced look on the head teachers face and a burst of laughter from me under my face palm.
The two safety inspectors glanced at us and whispered something to the head teacher he nodded and started talking.
"I suggest you boys know why you are here?" He said with a disgusted look
"Is it because of cross country." David asked
"No something far more serious than that." Answered the head teacher
"Ohhhh I know was it for climbing on top of the school and shouting wanker and then ringing the bell?" I questioned trying not
to grin.
"Correct now the two people here have something to say to you two" replied the head teacher.
The first one got up slightly snooty looking but before being able to talk Time seemed to stop and the only other thing I could see moving was David who almost looked as shocked as I did when we saw what was infront of us. There was a massive freaking hole in the wall with purple light coming out. Of course the first thing David did was go straight into the fucking hole causing me to panic and run in there after him. Then there was just white.......
BOOM
"Shiiittttt" I yelled we were free falling to somewhere.
My screaming was closely followed by David and that was the last thing I remember until I woke......
"Damn." David thought he had just remembered that he could not just walk into the town and expect no questions to be asked he had to go in with some sort of back story. But with me being well.... just me I decided to roll down the hill to get to him (if only my PE teacher was here now) until I started picking up a little bit to much speed and I bowled straight into David knocking us straight into what seemed like the town center we got a couple of stares but nothing much else. Until....
"Oh my goshohmygoshareyouguysnewheredoyoulikemuffinsbecauseilikemuffins?" Said an ecstatic pink pony with a fluffy puffed up mane.
"Erm" I answered.
"Don't worry rob I got this" David explained somehow heroically
"Ok if you want to talk to a retarded pony then go ahead" I hissed
"Hello yes we like muffins and we are new to town". Said David with a smile on his face.
Then she turned to me expecting an answer i shrugged and sat on my what I think David called it my rump. And then things Seemed only to get worse from there because at that point she realized we didn't have a "cutie mark" as they call it.
"Ohmygoshwhereareyourcutiemarks" she exclaimed with horror.
"Say what no-" I was interrupted by David shoving his hoof in my mouth.
"We lost them somehow but I'm sure we will get them back shortly ." David lied
"Okey dokie lokey" the pink one said accepting it was a good enough answer.
"What are your names again?" She questioned.
Now at this point you would think oh they must of thought of new names but noo... the so called pony expert had no fucking idea what to say but luckily I had thought of some contemporary names.
"My names shining note and rainbow chaser is this guy over here " I explained.
"Ohmygoshyoucantalk". And with that she was gone.
"Am I really that bad at talking to ponies" I questioned
"I don't think so". David replied
Before anything else could be said David was greeted by a cyan pony spiraling out of control and crashing straight into him.One of the most awkward moments in my life Was just about to happen .
SMASH
"What where am I " rainbow chaser said in a subconscious tone (names are rubbing off on me).
The cyan pony with the rainbow mane smiled and said "sorry I was trying to do a double corkscrew back-flip but the wind had changed direction."
He threw me a glance of perversion and was just about to say something along the lines of has an angel just fallen on me.
Luckily I stood on his belly so he couldn't even breath, then the rainbow one looked at me with the "what the hell" kinda look
"Sorry about that my friend over here is slightly on the forward side of things" I explained slightly flustered.
"Don't worry I'm used to my awesomeness drawing out the weirder side of ponies , anyway what's your name?" She asks after I help her off the ground.
"Shining note and you?" I asked slightly worried that she would just run off like the other one but she didn't seem so hmm.... retarded.
"We'll it's nice to meet you and your perverted friend" she laughed a cute little laugh before flying away into some sort of cloud house.
At least she didn't notice our lack of a cutie mark otherwise that would be a slightly awkward conversation. I turned round and realised my friend panting for air so I showed what little mercy I had and stepped off him, he pulled himself up and punched me in the arm and said
"Look who has already got a 'date"He started laughing so I punched him back onto the floor.
Until "WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON OUT HERE IM TRYING TO STUDY MY NEW SPELL" screamed a lavender unicorn popping her head out of a giant tree.
I awoke to the smell of somewhat artificial grass and the sound of David spazzing out over something.
"What the fuck David calm down my head is killing me" I yelled something didn't seem right and I was too tired to open my eyes but something didn't seem right.
"Oh god oh god oh god this is so messed up" David was screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Okay it can't be that bad let me see what happened" I said casually.
I rolled over and at that point I flipped out and when I say flipped out I mean I literally acted like a gorilla on acid. I had hooves but when I realized I was a god damn pony I felt like screaming and crying but I have to admit I took it pretty well and so did David.
"Ok let's chill the fuck out here remember I like MLP this should be a breeze for me " said David almost proudly
"No this isn't some game, we’re not in your make belief land of fucking rainbows and griffons" I spat at him which seemed to put him out a little only lord knows how right David was.
We spent the next two ours figuring out how to stand up and the next four hours on how to walk even then we did the occasional face plant into the ground. So we walked for a bit until David had decided to tell me that we had bloody wings.
Great so that's eight weeks of my life wasted learning how to fly as a pony but then it hit me...
"David what do I look like?" I asked.
"Erm well you're dark blue and you have a really spiky looking tail your hair colour, sorry mane colour is blue and white and
you have reddish eyes oh yeah you have a horn on your head as well." David explained
"Cool I got a horn and wings I won the lottery" I exclaimed with somewhat joy.
"What do I look like then?" asked David.
"Well you have blondish hair and you are brown and you have wings and a horn like me nothing much else but pretty cool" I concluded.
"Hey look there's a sign saying PonyVille one mile" I said
"Ha I knew it we’re in Equestria" David roared
"Fuck I must be pretty high right now but to hell with logic so you know your way around David?" I asked
"Not entirely but let's go" screamed David somehow rushing off into the distance.
"Wait... how can I catch up now I can barely walk" I wondered
For the next few hours I was wandering aimlessly until I found David outside of some sort of medieval town....
