The Masturbatory Adventures Of Physically Unstable Gaben

    Spiked rushed outside to get his bearings on what was going on. “Okay, Satan is destroying PonyVille, Gabe is gone and Hash is in prison. How do I fix this......WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! I could find Gabe, build a catapult, put Gabe in it and launch Gabe into Satan!” Spiked thought confidently. Spiked tried calling Gabe but this only resulted in the voicemail message. “He’s probably at that farm or some shit.” Spiked thought as he headed towards the farm turned sperm bank. CONVIENENT NARRATOR PERSPECTIVE SWITCH SWOOOOOOSHSHSHSH.  “Hey girls want a ride?” Gabe said from the window of his van to Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. “What was that mister? Ah couldn’t hear yall from your gobbler.” Applebloom stated.  “I SAID GET IN THE DAMN VAN!!!” Gaben said getting angry at the young fillies. Then an orange coated pony with a purple mane came up to Applebloom. “Hey scoots! What are yah doin here?” Applebloom asked curiously. “I’m here to tell you to stay away from that creep.” Scootaloo said. “ALRIGHT THAT’S IT! I AM GETTING OUT AND PUTTING YOU IN MY VAN MANNUALLY!” Gabe yelled through his rolls. “Mister we will kick your fatass back to McDonalds if we have to.” Scootaloo blustered. “I would like to see you try!” Gabe proclaimed. With that the three fillies beat the everloving shit out of Gabe. It wasn’t long until Gabe was lying on the floor crying. “C’mon girls, lets leave this piece of pony trash out to die and rot.” Sweetie said to her friends. “Alright I guess he’s had enough. So how are we getting our Cutie Marks today?” The fillies' conversation faded into gibberish as they walked away from Gabe and left him there to die. Then suddenly Gabe hears steps. “Hey fat fuck.” Gabe recognizes this voice and sighs. It was Spiked. “Hey tubby! I am talking to you!” Spiked said. “What do you want?” Gabe said in a depressed tone. “I need to use you as ammo for this catapult I built.” Spiked explained. “Why exactly?” Gabe questioned. “Because Satan is attacking the city and Colton is in jail for genocide.” The dragon said. “Okay. I will do it.”. “What? What is making you agree so easily?” Spiked asked curiously. “I’m done with life. At least my fatass will go out with a bang.” Gabe stated. “Okay!” Spiked said cheerfully. “But first we have to bail Colton errrr Hash out of jail.” Spiked said. “How are we going to do that?” Gabe said. “I have an idea….”

     The prison was in chaos. Guards shooting prisoners, prisoners dying from rectal cancer left and right. “I have to get out of here!” Hash stated. “Look! There’s a giant hole in the wall guys!” Hash said. “LETS GO!!!!!” The prisoners then trampled Hash and descended upon PonyVille. Hash then got up and went out of the hole to see Spiked and Gaben standing there waiting. “How did you guys get me out?” Hash said confused. “ I launched Gabe into the main wall of the prison.” Spiked said. “You guys do realize that you just let out hundreds of mass murderers, rapists and thieves that are heading to PonyVille right?” Hash stated. “Yep” Gabe and Spiked said in unison. Our honorable heroes(and Gabe) reunited, headed towards PonyVille with gusto to slay Satan with Spiked’s creation.

WILL OUR HEROES BE ABLE TO SLAY SATAN? WHAT WILL BECOME OF PONYVILLE? WILL I STOP WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EDITION OF THE MASTURBATORY ADVENTURES OF PHYSICALLY UNSTABLE GABEN!!!!!!!