The Masturbatory Adventures Of Physically Unstable Gaben

  There he was. Satan. Lord of darkness and harbinger of doom. Also he has quite good taste when it comes to fashion, BUT that doesn’t matter now. What matters is killing this bastard. Amidst the chaos our heroes(and Gabe) arrive on the scene. “HOLY SHIT THIS PLACE IS GETTING DESTROYED!” Spiked said while observing the toppling buildings, dead bodies and fire that was overwhelming the small town.  “STAY FOCUSED BRENDON!’ Hash said to try and get his friend to pay attention to the task at hand. “ALRIGHT! GABE YOU NEED TO GET IN THE CATAPULT AND WHEN SATAN GETS IN REACH WE WILL LAUNCH YOU INTO HIM! OKAY?!?” Spiked tried to explain over the loudness of the city’s many riots and Satan’s chanting. “OK!” Gabe said this so loud that his rolls jiggled for a good five minutes. “ALRIGHT HE IS GETTING CLOSE! ARM THE CATAPULT!” Spiked ordered. Hash then pulled the catapult back. Satan, unaware that our heroes(and Gabe) were camped on the hill moved into just the right angle for them to fire. “READY?” Spiked said wanting to make sure they would get this right the first time. “READY!” Gabe and Hash said.  “FIRE!” And with that Hash released the catapult sending Gaben flying straight into the Lord Of Damnation. When the two beasts collided a bright flash was unleashed across the land a simple “HOLY BALLS FUCK SHIT!” was all Spiked could muster. The flash lasted for about an hour. However when it cleared it appeared that all former damage done to PonyVille was undone. Our heroes then decided to search for Gabe.  “Where the hell is that fatass?” Spiked  said. As our heroes went back to town They saw hash walking down the road. "Is that me?" hash said questionably. "whats going on here" spiked said "thats me at the spermbank. "something isn't right" hash said "that flash must've sent us back in time!"  "Does that mean that we can stop the madness before it even starts?" spiked said " I think so" hash said " i should go tell past me to go to the sperm bank like he was told" "and i'll tell my past self that your a dumbass and went to raritys house" spiked said. After everything got turned back around and everything was in the right place Past spiked was about to knock on raritys door. "RARITY GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE" past Spiked yelled "the hell you wa.... wait something feels out of order" rarity said "Nonsense. everything is completely normal" All of the sudden a huge explodiong happened. "WAHT IN THE HELL" Past spiked, spiked, and hash said. Satan emerged from the ground and started destroying the city again. then past hash came running to his friends. "That stupid bitch in the spermbank wouldn't come outside" past hash said. (random ass flashback) "FAPPLEJACK, GET YOUR FAPPING ASS OUT HERE" "get the fuck outta here" faps said "FUCK THIS SHIT" hash yelled and ran away to summon satan. (back to the present) "and thats what happened."

Aside from the mild acid trip our heroes continued searching for Gabe(n). "Oh well i guess we will have to find him next chapter guys." The narrator said while narrating this line after narrating himself. FUCK YOU NARRATOR!

WILL GABE BE FOUND BY NEXT CHAPTER? I DONT KNOW! I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!