Macho Man Randy Savage jolted awake. He found himself by a large lake resting by a forest. He could tell that this was clearly a dream because of the rainbow-maned pegasus flying above the lake at incredible speeds. This was an impressive display of athleticism on the pegasus' part, considering the speed at which she could maneuver. Macho Man knew that this pony was put in his dreams for him to fight, so he decided to waste no time. He walked to the side of the lake.

"HEEEYY THERE PIPSQUEAK. YOU MUST THINK YOU'RE SOMETHIN' HUH?" Randy yelled.

The rainbow-pony stopped what she was doing to see who was calling to her.

"WHAT? ARE YOU DEAF? I SEE YOU GIVE YOUR FLYING A HUNDRED PERCENT. I SAY I GIVE A MILLION PERCENT! THAT'S BETTER THAN A HUNDRED!" The Macho Man said.

"Who do you think you are mister?" Asked the now-angry cyan pony. "In fact, what are you?"

The Macho Man grinned at this. "I'M THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND I'M THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION. AND YOU'RE NOT!"

"What does that even mean?" Asked the clearly annoyed pegasus. "Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm getting annoyed, so I would suggest you leave."

"OH, YEAH?" said Randy, "AND WHAT IF I DON'T, PIPSQUEAK?"

"Then I'll just have to make you." Said the Pegasus. She didn't know this guy, or what he was, but she could handle herself in a fight. She was sure she would be fine.

The pegasus flew closer to the Macho Man and examined his odd clothes.

"Where'd you get the clothes?" asked the pegasus, "The mare's beauty boutique?" As she said this she could not contain her laughter. She beagn to laugh in the face of the Macho Man.

Nobody laughs at the Macho Man.

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"I'M GOING TO POUND YOU INTO LITTLE SPECKS OF INSIGNIFICANT DUST, PIPSQUEAK!" Said the Macho Man in his usual tone.

The pegasus decided to attack first. She flew towards the Macho Man at an incredible speed, stopping just in front of him to deliver a solid punch to the chest. Luckily for our hero, Macho Man had a body of steel, and was ready for the impact. Randy reached out to grab the cyan pony. His hands grasped her mane and pulled her downward.

"THE TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR! OOOOOOH YYEEEAAAHHHHHH!!" Said Randy as he slammed his knee into the cyan ponies face. Blood shot out of her nose and mouth as she fell backwards.

"AAAGGHHH!!!" Yelled the Pegasus.

She got back up and looked at the Macho Man with fire in her eyes. There was a fire in Randy's sunglasses, too, and they were both ready to attack. The cyan pony flew straight up, stopping herself about ten feet in the air, and then began to fly as fast as she could around Randy. He couldn't see her, he could only see the rainbow streaks that laid in her wake. She occasionally threw a connecting punch at Randy and was beginning to get him annoyed. Randy didn't show it though. He was a master of composure and appearance.

The cyan pony came up behind him and grabbed his arms,wrapping her hooves around them, attempting to hold him in place.

"I COULD USE SOME BACKUP!!!!" Yelled the blue pegasus, realizing that this would not be an easy fight.

The pony continued to hold back Randy, who was struggling quiet a bit. Quickly the Macho Man switched strategies and threw his head back, hitting this pegasus square in the jaw. She let go and flew back a bit, holding her jaw with her hooves.

"HA," Said Randy, "I'M TOO HOT TO HANDLE AND TOO COLD TO HOLD!" He ran up to the stunned pegasus and jumped, turning in the air so that his body came at a horizontal position. He smacked into the pony, knocking her to the ground with a loud 'THUMP' against the ground. She was dazed now, so the Macho Man took his chance He found a tree that was relatively close to where the cyan pony now lay and climbed it as fast as he could get his muscular frame up there.

"DON'T BE SCARED LITTLE PONY," said the Macho Man, "WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT FEAR ITSELF....." Randy got ready to jump, "AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!! OOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!" As he said this he jumped from the tree and delivered a devastating elbow-drop onto the poor pony. She was knocked out cold by the sheer magnificence of this move.

"Rainbow dash!!! Are you okay?? I'm coming!!!!" whisper-yelled a small yellow pegasus as she flew towards the blue pony. This new pony saw her friend on the ground, with blood all around, and saw Randy Savage grinning at his win.

"Y-you did this?" Asked the quiet pegasus.

"OOH I SURE DID! WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE?" replied Randy.

The yellow pony didn't respond. She was staring at the Macho Man. Staring Right through him. Suddenly Flames burst in her eyes -figuratively, of course- as she flew towards Randy.

"NOBODY HURTS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!" The yellow pony said as she sped towards Randy, hooves out in front and ready to crush the Macho Man.

"WELCOME TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!!" said Randy as the yellow pony collided with him. She was throwing punches and kicking and biting Randy, doing whatever she could to hurt the Macho Man. This attack phased Randy, but only for a few seconds. He grabbed this surprisingly light pony by her hind legs and spun her around, leaving her upside down in mid-air. Randy bear hugged her lower body and squeezed. Ribs could be heard breaking by the awesome force of this legend.

"THE MACHO MADNESS IS RUNNIN' WILD!!" as Randy said this he kicked out both of his feet, leaving him in a sort of seating postition in mid air for a second before he came crashing down, this yellow pony's head locked in between Randy's legs and taking the full force of the impact. This pony went limp instantly. She was still breathing, just unconscious. Randy threw her onto her blue friend, then jumped on them both.

"ONE TWO THREE!!!!" yelled Macho Man as he pinned his opponents.

"OOOOOHHHH YEEEEAAHHH!!!! HISTORY BECKONS THE MACHO MAN!!!" yelled Randy into the air.

He looked out, over the lake, towards nothing of interest. He reached behind his back and suddnly brought out a bag of slim jims.

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!" said Randy, munching on some slim jims before heading towards the town he saw in the distance.

Author's Note

Dedicated to Macho Man's memory, Paul, Dante, and this one's also for GETTING CRUNK IS MY JOB!!!!!!!