The Rock was ripped awake. 'Either The Rock is seeing things, or The Rock is in a town full of ponies.' Thought the Rock in his third person thought processes.

He was in a colorful and strange town, not strange as in layout though. This town was inhabited solely by ponies! Little, cute, pastel ponies. 'The Rock must be in one of The Rock's dreams!' thought The Rock. 'That makes much more sense to The Rock.'

"HEY WHO ARE YOUUOUOUOUOUU????" asked a high-pitched voice from behind The Rock.

The Rock turned to see a small Pink Pony with a pink mane and large blue eyes standing behind him. She seemed to be very excited. 'yup,' thought The Rock, 'The Rock is definitely dreaming.' He decided to enter this new place as he did any other place he went to.

"FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO.....Where is The Rock?" asked The Rock.

"The rock? Oh you must mean Tom!" said the pink pony. "Hey, I've never seen you before. Are you knew in town???!!"

The Rock didn't know anyone named Tom, but he knew that this was The Rock dream and that The Rock's dreams always had one thing.

Wrestling.

"The Rock is new, yes. But-"The Rock said before being cut off.

"OHMYGOODNESSANEWPONYINTOWN!!! WELL, YOU'RE NOT A PONY BUTYOUGETTHEIDEA!!! WECANDOSOMANYTHINGSTOGETHERANDWEWILLBEBESTESTFRIENDSFORLIFEANDWEWILLBAKECUPCAKESANDEVERYTHING!!! COM WITH ME!!!!" The pink pony said before grabbing The Rock with surprising strength and pulling him into a stare The Rock saw to be named Sugarcube Corner.

Inside the store the smell of treats wafted through the air as The Rock was pulled into the store. The pink pony was obviously in the middle of baking something. The Rock was beginning to get annoyed with the pink pony, especially after she cut him off. The Rock decided to start his favorite part of his dreams early.

"THE ROCK HAS DECIDED TO LET YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!" said The Rock, tired of waiting for the fight.

"What?" asked the pink pony as she turned away from what she was baking in the oven to look at The Rock.

"DING-DING-DING!" The Rock simulated the bell with his own voice and started off this unscheduled match up.

Dwayne The Rock Johnson lunged towards the pony, reaching out his hands to grasp her mane.

"Oh I see!" said the pony as she ducked away from his grasp, "You wanna wrestle! Okay! Let's do this!" As she finished she turned around, only to turn again with a mask covering her eyes.

She pulled out a cannon from nowhere and somehow shot it instantly, spraying confetti and other party favors onto Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The Rock wasn't harmed too much, on account of his 'Rock-hard' muscles. He reached out towards the pink pony and this time was able to grab hold of her mane.

"THE ROCK IS LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!!!!!" Said the rock as he slammed his elbow into the face of this pink pony. Blood flew from her mouth and nose. She squealed out in pain, but was soon silenced with a knee to the face.

"THE JABRONI BEATING, LA-LA-LA-LA! PIE EATING, TRAIL BLAZING, EYEBROW RAISING, HEART STOPPING, ELBOW DROPPING, ELECTRIFYING THIS PONIES WORLD, SO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! THE BRAHMA BULL EVER DEFIANT, STANDING AS TALL AS ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled The Rock as he threw this pink pony against the door of the oven she was using.

She was still conscious, but extremely dazed and unable to fight back. The Rock was just too much for her. Dwayne Johnson ran up to the pony and picked her up off of the floor by her back tail and mane. Once he had a firm grip he began smashing her head into the oven door, making pony-head-sized-dents into it with every slam. Blood smeared the oven now as The Rock slammed her through the oven door, knocking her unconscious.

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!????" Yelled the rock as he pulled her out of the still on oven.

The Rock threw this pony onto the ground, defeated.

"PINKIE PIE! ARE YOU OKAY!!?" Yelled two ponies as they ran into the building. One was grey, wearing a collar, and had large purple eyes. The other was white, wearing two blue goggles and a pair of headphones around her neck.

They were shocked looking at the aftermath of the grade-ten beat-down The Rock just served up the pink party pony. They were too scared to move.

Perfect targets for Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

The Rock lunged towards them and grabbed them both by the neck, one in each hand, lifting them into the air. He began slamming them into each other violently. Blood flew all over the floor but The Rock was in-it-to-win-it as always.

"THE ROCK WILL TAKE YOU DOWN TO KNOW YOUR ROLE BOULEVARD ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE AND CHECK YOU DIRECTLY INTO SMACK DOWN HOTEL!!" Yelled The Rock as he smashed them into each other.

The Rock was in full control and wouldn't let off the gas. He smashed them into the ground repeatedly, feeling the bones in their faces crunching and breaking with the force of the impacts. Dwayne continued with the beating, kneeing them, hitting them against tables, and smacking their heads into the roof on several occasions. He did this until both were out cold.

He placed all three unconscious, but not dead, ponies on top of a large table that he then pushed outside. Nobody was out there to stop The Rock, not that anypony could, so The Rock did this fairly easily. He placed the table just outside of the building before The Rock heard somepony yell.

"What did you do??!!!" The Rock turned to see a light blue pony staring in fear at the sight of the amazingness that is The Rock.

The Rock didn't speak, he only ran up to his pony and picked her up. She was too scared to struggle as he walked her up in front of the table. He stood her up just in front of the table, placing her 'just right' so that he could pull this off. Once he was sure everything was in place he backed up a few feet and got ready to finish this match.

"THE ROCK LAYETH DOWN THE SMACKETH DOWN!!" yelled Dwayne as he ran towards the pony.

He slammed his right arm into the blue pony, raising her off of the ground. The intensity of the Rock Bottom was too much for the blue pony as her face was crushed by the giant bicep of The Rock. She slammed into the unconscious ponies, causing the table to give way under the power of this move. The ponies were now all unconscious but none were dead. The Rock had spared them.

"WHOO!!! SCORCHIN'!!!!" Yelled the Rock in victory as he walked off into the sunset to face the 'dream world' he was in.

One last tip: Remember, The Rock says this: if the Rock hits you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni!

Author's Note

This is dedicated to Paul Stevenson (pinkie is his favorite pony), FallingTeapots, ponyzillamark5, oldtimeydude, Eugene Steelflex (Yes he is a real person I know) Batman, Captain cumball, The Hump, and Mister Maxwell.

A LOT of dedications today. All you guys have to do is ask for one or favorite or watch me and you will get one! see you!!