Eddie Guerrero woke up with a jolt. He found himself in a beauty boutique, surrounded by..... ponies in dresses? He was confused before he put two and two together. 'Must be a dream, essay.'

"Who are you and how zid you get in here!?" asked a high-class looking pony. This one was weraing dark sunglasses inside for some reason and a large poofy dress. Her accent made her voice sound a bit funny to Eddie, and since this was his dream -obviously!- He decided to call her out on it.

"EY! YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY LADY!" Laughed Eddie with his style of comedy that only he found funny.

This pony was highly offended and called Eddie Guerrero some things that this narrator has decided to leave up to the imagination.

The other two ponies attempted to hold her back from Eddie, but he was already moving towards the pony he had heard been called Photo Finish.

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"HOLA MI AMIGA!! YOU SOY EDDIE GUERRERO!!!" (I am Eddie Guerrero) Said Eddie Guerrero as he smacked the other two ponies away.

Photo Finish attacked him, attempting to hit him with her hooves. She made light contact a few times before being grabbed by the head thrown into the ceiling by Eddie. She fell to the floor groaning in pain, apparently not used to having to defend herself. Eddie grabbed one of this pony's hooves and became the inventor of the hoof-lock. He began bending it back as far as he could, pushing the leg past it's limits. Photo Finish screamed as her leg made a loud snap. Eddie let go and kicked the pony in the ribs, causing her to pass out from the pain and sheer epicness of the moment.

"NO! PHOTO FINISH!!!!" screamed the one you had heard been called Hoity Toity. "I'll destroy you!!!!!"

"HOW DO YOU DESTROY A MAN WHO HAS ALREADY LOST EVERYTHING??" asked Eddie, even though it made little sense.

The grey pony sprinted towards Eddie in an attack. Eddie side stepped the lunge and stuck out his leg, making the pony trip and crash into the wall behind Eddie. Mr. Guerrero took advantage of the situation and took hold of Hoity's hind legs. Hoity Toity attempted to kick free, but no-one escapes the firm grip of Eddie Guerrero. He dragged Hoity towards himself and then lifted him by his hind legs. He swung this pony over his head and slammed him into the ground twice before letting Hoity Toity slink to the floor. Eddie wasn't finished, though. He got up on to a table covered with dress pictures and spun away from this grey pony.

"I'M NOT CRAZY," Said Eddie in an attempt to make a joke, "I'M JUST FLIPPING OUT!!"

As Eddie said this he jumped backwards, shifting his weight from his legs to his chest, causing him to flip backwards He landed with an audible 'THUMP' on top of Hoity Toity. As he landed Hoity made one last desperate groan, then slumped on the floor, unconscious.

"Oh my!" Said the one Eddie had heard been called Rarity.

She attempted to run out of the room but was cut off as Eddie Guerrero jumped in the way of the door.

"I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU MAMASITA!" Yelled Eddie as he reached his arm around the pony's head with lightning speed.

He had the pony in a bent-over headlock and was preparing o finish her. Eddie planted his feet, ignoring the cries for mercy coming from this white pony. He arched his back and then lifted his shoulders up hard while leaning backwards The pony was lifted over Eddie's head and slammed across the floor of the Boutique.

"ONE!!!" called out Eddie, counting down for the magnificent triple suplex.

Eddie spun up, never taking his arm off of Rarity's head. She was moaning in pain at the impact of Eddie's finishing move. Eddie stood them both back up before making the motions of the suplex again. Again, Rarity was lifted up and slammed into the hard, tile floor of the boutique. Tiles shattered and cracked, leaving imprints on he places she had landed.

"TWO!!!!!" Yelled Eddie Guerrero, ready to finish this match-up.

Eddie spun up once more and positioned himself in front of a large wooden table, the same he had jumped from earlier. Eddie swung this poor, white pony over his head one more time, slamming her back-first into the table. The table collapsed as Rarity was sent through it. She hit the cold floor one last time before going 'night-night'.

Eddie checked to see if anypony was still conscious. He found that they were all still breathing and that Photo Finish was still somewhat awake. He jumped onto her with all of his weight and smacked his hand against the now-ruined floor.

"ONE , TWO, THREE!!!! YOU'RE OUT!!!!!!!!" Eddie yelled. These were the only words Photo Finish heard before kncoking out once more.

Eddie had done it again.

Author's Note

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