Name's Joe

I awoke with a great pain in my head. "Ow.Damn that hurt." Naturally the first thing I did was check for broken bones. "Check, Check, Check, F*ck!" It WOULD be my leg. Okay, next mode of action, make a splint or find a cane. I looked around the room and saw what I needed in an umbrella stand."Grandpa's old cane sword, don't worry Grandpa, I'll treat it well." I carefully propped myself up on it and hobbled to the kitchen.

Smart. Check for gas leaks.

Surprisingly despite the tornado, everything seemed mostly intact ,except some broken plates and cups.

Note to self:Leave Grandpa double flowers on his grave for teaching me about diy house repair.

I hobbled to the kitchen sink and pulled out a small flashlight. I then hobbled over to the bathroom so I could check myself for concussions in the mirror.Afterwords,I went outside to check the damage.

"What the hell?" Upon exiting the house, I was greeted by a large amount of trees and shrubs."Where the hell am I?"

Didn't we live out in the country?

Yes, yes we did,so what are we doing here in a forest?

I say we go explore.

On this leg? No, I say we go find civilization.

Good point,well it's a good thing you still have your survival pack.

Yes, a good thing indeed.

I pulled out my compass from the pack and I found something odd about it,It was spinning around very rapidly.

Well this isn't going to be very helpful

I then decided it would best to just press on and pray for the best. As I strolled through the forest I heard a loud roar in the distance.

Well, my day just keeps getting better and better.

I frantically checked my pack for my beretta and made sure I had all twelve bullets.

Little protection never hurt anybody.

Except of course who it's being used on.

I kept hobbling on until I found a large stone brick building with very bright lights emanating from it.

"Dafuq?" I ,with extreme caution ,hobbled up the stairs toward a large set of doors.

"NO, NO!" Who was that? Sounded like someones behind the door.

"But,where's the sixth element?" "*maniacal laughter*" That doesn't sound good. Without thinking I opened the doors and saw what to be one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.

"WHY THE HELL DOES THAT GIANT BLACK HORSE HAVE  A HORN AND WINGS AND WHAT THE **** IS THAT PURPLE THING?!?!" The purple thing turned around and I saw it was also a horse, a unicorn to be specific. This unicorn had purple eyes, purple hair er, mane, with a pink stripe in it. What the hell kind of abomination is this?

"Are you the sixth element?"

"WAIT, YOU CAN TALK?"

All of the sudden I was surrounded by a dark blue glow and felt myself get hurled towards the black horse.

"Stay back or the monkey gets it!" I looked to my right and noticed the same glow around her horn.

That horn must work like a magic wand or something, quick shoot it!.

I searched around for my gun only to realize I dropped it when I got pulled over here,But I still had Grandpa's cane.

I quickly unscrewed the sheath on the cane sword and swung it at the horn.

"F*CK YOU BITCH! NO ONE CALLS ME A MONKEY!"What followed that was a bright light followed by darkness,a loud noise,and the sound of my other leg breaking.

                                            -end of chapter 2-