Name's Joe

      As I was out cold I saw images. First, I saw a bright blinding assortment of color. Then, fire,fire everywhere. I saw the faces of Cerberus staring at me from the gates of tartarus, then I heard the voices of my Grandparents coming from the heads on the left and right ,and the head in the middle had my Mother's voice.The voices kept taunting me, asking me the same questions over and over again,"Why couldn't you save us?". "WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE!?! TELL ME!"No answer just the same taunting question.Then my world was cracked and shattered

Beep,Beep,Beep

I hate that damned alarm.I threw my right arm out to hit the alarm only to hit the heart monitor. Wait,what? I opened my eyes and found myself in a hospital, a children's hospital judging by the size of the bed.I tried to move my legs to discover I couldn't,well at least not without a great deal of pain. I then examined myself under the covers to discover a ridiculously large amount of bandages and gauze around my legs.

What the hell? I don't remember breaking my legs except when-OH SHIT!

WAIT THAT WAS REAL?!?

I WOULD THINK YOU WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED OUT OF THE TWO OF US!

You know what let's just calm down and try to act as calm as possible about all this.

Good thinking

I then did some deep breathing exercises to keep myself from losing my sanity.How do I get these horses attention?Wait, don't hospitals have a button or something to get assistance or some-

My thought was the interrupted by that purple horse,unicorn, thing. She walked up to me and began talking.

"Hello there, my name is Twilight Sparkle,prized student of Princess Celestia and I bid you welcome to Equestria."she said proudly.

Judging by how proudly she said that I am going to assume she is glad to be a student of this, "Celestia". One can also assume that she is a hard working and dedicated scholar if this is one of the first things she says upon meeting an unknown creature, assuming  there aren't any other humans here.

Logic, you know how creeped out I am when you do that.

Very much so.

"My name's Joe, you can either call me Joey,Joseph, or Jack ,which is my middle name."

As soon as she opened her mouth to respond I heard a high pitched voice ask "Can I call you Joe-Jack?"

Twilight suddenly look very surprised and I saw her eyes fixate to a point just above my head.

"There's something on my head isn't there" She slowly nodded.

I then saw a pink horse that scented strongly of cotton candy pop her head downwards to look me right in the eyes.

What?

What?

"Hi!"

I slowly grabbed the pink, midget horse,that was surprisingly light,and set her down right nest to the cot.

I then looked at Twilight and tried to ask her as calmly as I could,

"Who is that?" But it came out as

"WHO THE F*CK IS THAT AND WHY WAS SHE ON MY HEAD?!?!"

I then heard a voice that sounded like a stereotypical snob say,

"Ugh, such vulgarity! Why on Equis does the Princess want us to meet such a ruffian?"

"Oy! This 'ruffian' has ears!Excuse me for being startled by finding some pink horse thing on my head!"

"My name is Pinkie Pie, and I'm a pony, but that doesn't matter because before anything else we have to throw you a 'welcome to Ponyville party' ,and 'then a get well soon party', and then a 'welcome to Equestria party' and, 'then a glad your better party' and then a' first fanfic party'."

Wait, what was that last one?

"Pinkie,we'll get to that, but all in good time but first can someone explain to me where am I?"

"Don't you mean 'somepony'? ,silly,silly Joe-Jack."

Twilight then stated "That's what me and my friends are going to do. Girls! You can come in!"

One white unicorn with a curled purple mane and far too much make-up on,One cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane in a mullet,and an orange pony with ,neither horn nor wings, blonde hair in (ironically) a ponytail and a stetson all came through the door.

"Joseph, meet AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and- Wheres Fluttershy? "

Rainbow Dash flew out the room and returned with a butter yellow pegasus whom was hiding behind her pink mane.

Note how easily the muscles tense in Rainbow Dash's wings. She is clearly an athlete of some sort.

The same goes for AppleJack and her legs. As for Rarity she clearly feels she has to live up to someone's standard or she'll feel like she's not good enough. Fluttershy clearly is very shy due to her probably being bullied at a young age making her fearful of others.

Seriously, this is getting ridiculo- wait, you didn't scan Pinkie.

Well, she was unreadable.

"Anyways, nice to meet you all but you still haven't answered all my questions."

Twilight then pulled out a, I shit you not, foot thick pile of papers.

"Okay then, Lets begin"

                                     -End of Chapter 3-