I love this song so listen to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR-0fAGdKpk

Octavia was walking home from a full day of instrumentation. She was tired and in a hurry to get home.It was a rainy night out tonight and she had forgotten her umbrella.

"Nice work Tavia." Said the grey pony to herself.

As she walked she heard heavy breathing behind her. It sounded like someone refused to blow their nose, deciding to breathe through their mouth instead. She tried to ignore it, but the breathing got closer. She was about to voice her grievances when she was interrupted.

"WHERE IS SHE?????????" Asked Batman in a scream.

Without giving Octavia time to answer Batman smacked her with a tuba, causing her to crumple to the floor. Batman hit her several more times, each time hitting her with a new tuba. He would throw them to the ground once he was done with them. A pile was slowly growing as Batman moved on through the brass section. He grabbed a trombone and was about to smash it into Octavia, before he caught sight of a large, idiotic starfish minding his own business down the road.

"Hold on." Said Batman to Octavia as he charged towards this pink starfish.

Batman grabbed the starfish's head and shoved it through the bell of the trombone until his head came out of the other side. Batman allowed him to go on with his walk. As the starfish walked away you could hear notes playing with each step.

"Now, where were we?" asked Batman to the injured pony.

Batman crushed this pony with an entire Brass section, wind section (flutes, Oboes, Saxophones, and clarinets), and he was just finishing up with the percussion section. He slammed a gong over Octavia's somehow-still-conscious body, causing a large metallic smash to ring through the town. Batman threw this gong into the now house-sized pile of dented instruments lying next the beaten pony. He finally pulled out a conductor from his utility belt. Swinging the fully conscious conductor over his head, Batman gave out a throaty battle-cry. He brought the stallion down onto the mare, knocking both ponies out cold.

Batman snickered to himself as he threw the conductor into the pile of instruments. He then pressed a bottun on his shoulder, causing his suit to grow wings and a jet-pack, allowing him to fly away into the moon set.

Author's Note

there yah go.