let's get to it!!

Celestia was sitting in her room in the royal castle, enjoying her evening the only way she knew how. Writing clopfics.

She had just finished the neutral milk hotel X Twilight Sparkle story, 'Oh Cumley' and was sitting back in her chair. It was good to be the princess. She was comfortable in her chair, relaxing from the daily stresses. She was so relaxed, in fact, that she didn't hear her balcony door open. She was too comfortable to move, the perfect target.

"FRUIT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the Dark Knight as he leapt towards the princess, wielding a large banana.

Batman shoved the Banana into Celestia's face, disabling her for a moment. Batman then reached for his abnormally large cucumber and pulled it from his belt. He swung it downwards, smacking the princess over the head with surprising force. She toppled out of her chair, attempting to cry out in pain but was choking on banana.

'Banana,' Thought the princess, 'you betrayed me!' Batman continued his relentless assault, pummeling Celestia with this cucumber. After a bit of pummeling he switched up his method, deciding to use it like a golf club rather than a hammer. This worked well, providing Batman with precision aim, which he used to focus on the princess' sensitive wings. He beat the princess into unconsciousness, quietly scowling to himself as he did this.

Once he was finished Batman stood still, listening for guards. None came, of course, due to Batman's excellent stealth training. He opened up the Balcony door, the dark knight looking out at the dark night. It was a paradox that Doctor Whooves couldn't solve. Batman stood on the balcony fence, balancing himself on the thin metal, until he jumped off. He used his cape as a makeshift glider, allowing him to float off into the distance. Off to clean up Equestria, one pony at a time.

Justice.

Author's Note

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