Ugh, ugh, and ugh

                                           The cutie mark crusaders were long gone.  Rarity sighed "Poor girls...."

"It's not that bad....Right?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"If you think seeing three villains that tried to take over Equestria after being attacked by a vicious cat as a filly is OK, then yes, it isn't that bad."

Rainbow Dash looked at Rarity angrily. "I'm just trying to lighten the mood, you cunt!"

"Well at least I'm not a potty-mouth!"

"Yeah, you're a shit-mouth!"

Discord snapped his fingers and a bowl of popcorn appeared.

"Dis gon be good," he said as he shoved popcorn into his mouth.

"Rainbow Dash! It.Is.On!"

"Come at me bro!"

"Girls!" Rarity was just about to charge at Rainbow Dash when she stopped to look at Twilight.

"Fighting is NOT going to solve anything!"

Rarity sighed. "I'm sorry."

"Me too."

"Now, who wants to look at some fan art?"

Pinkie Pie grinned and raised her hoof in the air. "Oooh! I do, I do!"

Twilight grabbed her laptop and everyone gathered around her. She opened the laptop up and began to sign in for her email.

"Woah, we got a lot of fan art today!" Twilight said looking at all of the emails.

"Oh, hey look! Someone made a DJ Pon-3 drawing!" Rainbow Dash said.

"How do you know?" AppleJack asked.

"Well, unless you know somepony named 'DiscoLight', it's probably DJ Pon-3."

Twilight clicked on it. The image loaded and then appeared. Twilight almost had a heart attack.

"AAAAHHH!" Twilight threw the laptop and began running away screaming.

"Who had the balls to email us porn?" Discord asked.

"Maybe we shouldn't have clicked on that," King Sombra said.

They all look at him. "You don't say?"

"It had to be said."

At Ponyville...

Twilight was running around, screaming.

She saw Shining Armor and Cadence down the street. They turn to Twilight.

"Why are you screaming, Twilly?"

Twilight proceeds to throw up on the floor.