Ugh, ugh, and ugh

                                          Shining Armor looked at Twilight in concern.

"Are you OK?"

Twilight looked in surprise.

"Uh, yeah, I'm fine."

"Is something wrong?" Cadence asked.

"No, not at all."

"Something's wrong."

"What happened at the picnic?"

Twilight was sweating. Her heart was pounding.

"N-nothing.."

Twilight then teleported back to the picnic.

"That is NOT funny Rainbow Dash!" Discord said.

"I'm not surprised! After all, you molested her the most!"

"But that didn't even happen!"

"You never know!"

Discord was about to respond when Twilight came running towards them.

"Hurry! Get up!"

Queen Chrysalis, Discord, and King Sombra all got up and began to run with Twilight. With her magic, Twilight levitated  the laptop and ran with them.

Shining Armor teleported there and began chasing them.

"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SISTER??!!!"

"Don't tell me you told him about the picture," Discord said.

"No, I didn't."

Discord looks at Shining Armor who was close behind.

"You sure?"

"I DIDN'T!"

"Okay!"

Queen Chrysalis whistled. A changeling that disguised itself as Cadence appeared.

"Shining Armor, Calm down." It said.

Suddenly, King Sombra tackled the changeling that looked like Cadence.

"AHH!"

"Prepare your anus."

"NOOOO!"

Shining Armor ran to King Sombra , and knocked him off.

"Are you OK?"

The changeling took its original form and kissed him on the cheek.

"My hero!"

"UGH!"

Twilight, Queen Chrysalis, and Discord were almost home when King Sombra teleported to them. Then, they ran inside and slammed the door and locked it.

"Phew, that was close."

"No, he was never gonna catch us," Queen Chrysalis said sarcastically.

Discord rolled his eyes.

"Now time to delete that picture!" Twilight said as she opened the laptop.

Just as she was going to click 'delete', Shining Armor busted the door open.

"Fuck!" She whispered.

"What's going on here?!" Shining Armor asked. "And why did Twilight throw up?"

Discord was about to speak up when Queen Chrysalis shoves a leftover sandwich in his mouth.

"MMMMMM! MMMMMM HMMMHMMMMMM!"

King Sombra grabbed a crystal.

"I'm gonna take this crystal...."

"AND EAT IT!" Suddenly, dramatic music started to play.

"What?"

Discord finally swallows the bread.

"Well, Shining Armor, Some pedo drew porn of your sister."

"WHAT?!"

Discord starts chuckling.

"Yes."

Discord runs upstairs and gets a camera.

"This is going on YouTube."

Shining Armor cautiously walks towards the laptop. Twilight wasn't using it, but instead reading a book.

He opens it.

"WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!!!"

Discord starts laughing out loud.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT????!!!!!!"

"Alllll night long."

"FUCKING FUCK FUCK CUNT!!!!"

Shining armor charges towards Discord, but Discord climbs to the highest shelf.

"Your sister lost her virginity before you did!" Discord said, still holding the camera.

Shining Armor bashes against the bookshelf.

"Feisty! JUST LIKE YOUR SISTER!"

Cadence sighed as she walked in and dragged Shining Armor out.

"FUCK YOU DISCORD!"

"I hope you come to the baby shower."

Shining Armor screams as Cadence drags him away.

Twilight sighed.

"No more porn, guys. It's fucked up." Twilight said to the camera.

Discord immediately uploaded it on YouTube.

"This is going to be hilarious!"

Twilight rolled her eyes.

"We will NEVER speak of this again."